• Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me.
    Fuck friends, I need more enemies. At least they admit, they don't like me.
  • Remember me if you wanna FUCK. You can always count on me for a good FUCK. F.U.C.K. stands for "Friends U Can Keep". Let's always be in FUCK state till eternity!
  • You are honestly the weirdest fucking person I know. And that is why we are the best friends.
  • Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, nudity, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
  • Super abuse after break-up:
    Boy: Shut up bitch! Your pussy has been used more than Google.
    Girl: Get lost, U asshole! I wear heels longer dan ur dick.
  • Friends must be like a bra:
    Adjustable
    Comfortable
    Stretchable
    Supportive
    Never lets U down
    &
    Always close to yr heart!
  • Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.
  • Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
  • A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
  • Remember: If u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz FUCK stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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