|Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?|
Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing
"Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"!
|Masturbation is easy.|
Choosing a video is tough!
|Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!|
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
|After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!|
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
|Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.|
She said, "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
|Porn ban in India:|
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
|Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!|