• Bisexual (adj.)<br/>
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
    Bisexual (adj.)
    The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
  • Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.<br/>
She said, `Fuck you`.<br/>
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
    Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
    She said, "Fuck you".
    So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
There was a fire in a brothel.<br/>
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
    Breaking News:
    There was a fire in a brothel.
    Some came out running, some ran out coming!
  • Porn ban in India:<br/>
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.<br/>
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!<br/>
#AssemblyElections2018
    Porn ban in India:
    As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
    No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
    #AssemblyElections2018
  • Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
    Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
  • What do you call a person who begs for sex?<br/>
A Fuckeer!
    What do you call a person who begs for sex?
    A Fuckeer!
  • What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?<br/>
Snowballs!
    What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
    Snowballs!
  • Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:<br/>
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
    Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
    Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
  • What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?<br/>
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
    What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
    One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
  • A brand new Ajit dialogue:<br/>

Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......<br/> 

`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`<br/>
    A brand new Ajit dialogue:
    Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
    `Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`