Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
|Soda becomes Vodka.|
Bikes become cars.
Kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero?
Race issues were about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldn't wait to grow up!
|Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!|
|If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!|
|When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!|
|If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.|
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
|If I were a plastic surgeon...|
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
|What is the smallest hotel in the world?|
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
|Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...|
Well, nothing has changed ever since!
|Sec 497 - Vice is ok|
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!