|Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.|
Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche".
|And then the Lordship said:|
"It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
|It's 2018 ladies.|
Treat your man right or another man will!
|Aaj Ka Gyan:|
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
|Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?|
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
|As Rancho said in '3 Idiots'.|
"Kaam Chuno Jise Karne Mein Tumhein Maza Aaye".
Had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
|Men are like shoelaces...|
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
|Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!|
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
|Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.|
It has a lot of support, but no cup!