• What do you call a person who begs for sex?<br/>
A Fuckeer!
    What do you call a person who begs for sex?
    A Fuckeer!
  • What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?<br/>
Snowballs!
    What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
    Snowballs!
  • Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:<br/>
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
    Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
    Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
  • What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?<br/>
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
    What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
    One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
  • Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...<br/>
The pleasure of 69!
    Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...
    The pleasure of 69!
  • Disappointment (noun):<br/>
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
    Disappointment (noun):
    Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
  • Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!
    Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!
  • If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
    If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
  • If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.<br/>
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.<br/>
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
    If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.
    The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
    Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
  • If I were a plastic surgeon...<br/>
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
    If I were a plastic surgeon...
    I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!