|My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.|
Just wish his wife would do the same!
|Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?|
That's called choreplay!
|They say sex is the best form of exercise.|
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right?
|People have started stockpiling Viagra now...|
for the hard times ahead!
|Sex workers are confused! Work from home!|
Whose home? Our home or customers' home?
|After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA."|
Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?
|Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate!|
|The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.|
Now I can't pee!
|Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!|
|If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes!|