|Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!|
|At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power|
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
|One single word screwed up my relationship. |
I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
"Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!
|Roses are Red |
Durex is Blue
Use protection this Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate Children's Day too!
|In a hotel in London:|
The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir."
The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls."
|Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering!|
|What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?|
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!
|Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours. |
I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars?
|A man appeared in an interview:|
Interviewer: What is your strength?
Man: My wife.
Interviewer: Wow! What is your weakness?
Man: Others' wives!
When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery!