• A French guy opened one  brothel in Kuwait and named it:<br/>

'La-hole villa-Kuwait'!Upload to Facebook
    A French guy opened one brothel in Kuwait and named it:
    'La-hole villa-Kuwait'!
  • Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:<br/>
What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?<br/>
Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped!Upload to Facebook
    Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:
    What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?
    Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped!
  • Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?<br/>
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!Upload to Facebook
    Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?
    It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
  • Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!Upload to Facebook
    Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
  • Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.<br/>
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.<br/>
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do? <br/>
Officer: OK just put it in short.<br/>
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!Upload to Facebook
    Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.
    Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
    Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
    Officer: OK just put it in short.
    Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
  • Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,<br/>
`If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?`<br/>
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,<br/>
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.<br/>
.<br/>
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.<br/>
Lauda!Upload to Facebook
    Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
    "If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
    Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Lauda!
  • If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!Upload to Facebook
    If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!
  • Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.<br/>
Looks like I'm stored for wild December!Upload to Facebook
    Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.
    Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
  • Testicle:<br/>
It's life in a nutshell!Upload to Facebook
    Testicle:
    It's life in a nutshell!
  • A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.<br/>
Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?<br/>
Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!Upload to Facebook
    A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.
    Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?
    Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!