• If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
    If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
  • If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.<br/>
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.<br/>
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
    If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.
    The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
    Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
  • If I were a plastic surgeon...<br/>
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
    If I were a plastic surgeon...
    I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
  • What is the smallest hotel in the world?<br/>
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'<br/>
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
    What is the smallest hotel in the world?
    The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
    It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
  • Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...<br/>
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Well, nothing has changed ever since!
    Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...
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    Well, nothing has changed ever since!
  • Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega<br/>
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.<br/>
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
    Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?
    Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
    Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
    Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
  • Men are like shoelaces...<br/>
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
    Men are like shoelaces...
    They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
  • Aurgasm:<br/>
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
    Aurgasm:
    A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
  • Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.<br/>
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
    Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
    It has a lot of support, but no cup!
  • If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.<br/>
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
    If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
    If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!