|What do you call a person who begs for sex?|
|What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?|
|Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:|
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
|What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?|
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
|Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...|
The pleasure of 69!
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
|Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!|
|If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!|
|If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.|
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
|If I were a plastic surgeon...|
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!