• I had a threesome last night.
    Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
  • My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.<br/>
I asked, `What happened?`<br/>
He replied, `The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney.`<br/>
When I asked, why?<br/>
He said, `GST!`
    My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
    I asked, "What happened?"
    He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
    When I asked, why?
    He said, "GST!"
  • Dear God,
    My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
  • There are 2 ways of living life:
    1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
    2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega

    Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
  • Dating tip:<br/>
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
    Dating tip:
    If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
  • Classhole(n)
    That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!
  • Today I asked my girlfriend why she chose me.
    She told me because Vibrators can't buy drinks!
  • A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.<br/>
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
    A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
    I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
  • To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...<br/>
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
    To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...
    may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
  • A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!
    A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!