|I had a threesome last night.|
Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
|My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.|
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
|There are 2 ways of living life:|
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!
|Today I asked my girlfriend why she chose me.|
She told me because Vibrators can't buy drinks!
|A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.|
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
|To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...|
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
|A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!|