• Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?<br/>
Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing<br/>
`Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re`!
    Why does Shahrukh Khan drink himself to death in Devdas?
    Ans: Any self-respecting man would do so if two women danced around him singing
    "Dildo La Re, Dildo La Re"!
  • Masturbation is easy.<br/>
Choosing a video is tough!
    Masturbation is easy.
    Choosing a video is tough!
  • Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
    Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
  • Unfuckwithable (adj.)<br/>
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
    Unfuckwithable (adj.)
    When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
  • After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
    After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
  • Bisexual (adj.)<br/>
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
    Bisexual (adj.)
    The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
  • Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.<br/>
She said, `Fuck you`.<br/>
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
    Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
    She said, "Fuck you".
    So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
There was a fire in a brothel.<br/>
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
    Breaking News:
    There was a fire in a brothel.
    Some came out running, some ran out coming!
  • Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
    Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
  • What do you call a person who begs for sex?<br/>
A Fuckeer!
    What do you call a person who begs for sex?
    A Fuckeer!