• Men are like shoelaces...<br/>
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
    Men are like shoelaces...
    They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
  • Aurgasm:<br/>
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
    Aurgasm:
    A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
  • Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.<br/>
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
    Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
    It has a lot of support, but no cup!
  • If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.<br/>
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
    If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
    If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
  • Divorce Petition:<br/>

Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?<br/>
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
    Divorce Petition:
    Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
    Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
  • A lesson from Thai Cave:<br/>
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
    A lesson from Thai Cave:
    When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
  • We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.<br/>
Let us know if you can't come!
    We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.
    Let us know if you can't come!
  • If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!
    If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!
  • Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.<br/>
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After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:<br/>
1. It doesn't work at home; and <br/>
2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
    Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.
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    After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:
    1. It doesn't work at home; and
    2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
  • Went to the sperm clinic earlier.<br/>
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?<br/>
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
    Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
    The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
    I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!