• This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, `Wow, must be a big occasion?`<br/>

The guy says, `Yeah, my first blowjob.`<br/>

The bartender says, `How about I give you the 8th shot on the house.`<br/>

The guy says, `If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!`
    This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?"
    The guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob."
    The bartender says, "How about I give you the 8th shot on the house."
    The guy says, "If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!"
  • Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.<br/>
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?<br/>
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
    Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.
    Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
    Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
  • 5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:<br/><br/>

1. Organism<br/>
2. Uranus<br/>
3. Fungus<br/>
4. Stamen<br/>
5. Pistill
    5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:

    1. Organism
    2. Uranus
    3. Fungus
    4. Stamen
    5. Pistill
  • I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.<br/>

I had no idea I was Japanese!
    I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.
    I had no idea I was Japanese!
  • I had a threesome last night.
    Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
  • My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.<br/>
I asked, `What happened?`<br/>
He replied, `The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney.`<br/>
When I asked, why?<br/>
He said, `GST!`
    My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.
    I asked, "What happened?"
    He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
    When I asked, why?
    He said, "GST!"
  • Dear God,
    My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
  • There are 2 ways of living life:
    1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
    2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega

    Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
  • Dating tip:<br/>
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
    Dating tip:
    If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
  • Classhole(n)
    That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!