|I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!|
|Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!|
|Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!|
|What's the definition of trust?|
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
|Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!|
|For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!|
|If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?|
|How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?|
|What is a man's idea of foreplay?|
Half an hour of begging!
|I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!|