|This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?"|
The guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob."
The bartender says, "How about I give you the 8th shot on the house."
The guy says, "If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!"
|Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.|
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
|5 Science words to avoid saying when your class is finally on task:|
|I read that on an average Indian couples have sex twice a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only once in six months.|
I had no idea I was Japanese!
|I had a threesome last night.|
Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
|My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.|
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
|There are 2 ways of living life:|
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!