• I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!Upload to Facebook
    I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
  • Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
  • Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!Upload to Facebook
    Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
  • What's the definition of trust?<br/>
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!Upload to Facebook
    What's the definition of trust?
    Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
  • Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!Upload to Facebook
    Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
  • For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word `shopping`!Upload to Facebook
    For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
  • If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?Upload to Facebook
    If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
  • How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?<br/>
He's breathing!Upload to Facebook
    How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    He's breathing!
  • What is a man's idea of foreplay?<br/>
Half an hour of begging!Upload to Facebook
    What is a man's idea of foreplay?
    Half an hour of begging!
  • I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!Upload to Facebook
    I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
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