• My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.<br/>
Just wish his wife would do the same!
    My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.
    Just wish his wife would do the same!
  • Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?<br/>

That's called choreplay!
    Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?
    That's called choreplay!
  • They say sex is the best form of exercise.<br/>

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right?
    They say sex is the best form of exercise.
    Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right?
  • People have started stockpiling Viagra now...<br/>
for the hard times ahead!<br/>
#Covid_19<br/>
#Coronavirus
    People have started stockpiling Viagra now...
    for the hard times ahead!
    #Covid_19
    #Coronavirus
  • Sex workers are confused! Work from home!<br/>
Whose home? Our home or customers' home?
    Sex workers are confused! Work from home!
    Whose home? Our home or customers' home?
  • After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, `FUCK CARO-NA.`<br/>
Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?
    After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA."
    Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?
  • Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate!
    Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate!
  • The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.<br/>
Now I can't pee!<br/>
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
    The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.
    Now I can't pee!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
    Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
  • If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes!
    If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes!