• Man: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I messaged dirty jokes, porn videos, and view naked women's pictures on my mobile.<br/>
Father: Forward all your sins to me!
    Man: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I messaged dirty jokes, porn videos, and view naked women's pictures on my mobile.
    Father: Forward all your sins to me!
  • During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.<br/>
Does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends?
    During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
    Does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends?
  • After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails!
    After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails!
  • Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight.<br/>
Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!
    Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight.
    Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!
  • Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
    Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
  • Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.<br/>
The former is at least honest about his intentions!
    Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.
    The former is at least honest about his intentions!
  • When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.<br/>
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.<br/>
Double standards!
    When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.
    But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.
    Double standards!
  • Women are more talkative than men, just because they got 2 pairs of lips!
    Women are more talkative than men, just because they got 2 pairs of lips!
  • Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!
    Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!
  • Neighbour's 8-year-old son: Corona Ne Meri Aadhi Zaydad Hadap Lee.<br/>
Me: Wo Kaise?<br/>
He: My Mom is pregnant!
    Neighbour's 8-year-old son: Corona Ne Meri Aadhi Zaydad Hadap Lee.
    Me: Wo Kaise?
    He: My Mom is pregnant!