• What's the definition of trust?<br/>
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
    What's the definition of trust?
    Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
  • Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
    Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
  • For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word `shopping`!
    For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
  • If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
    If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
  • How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?<br/>
He's breathing!
    How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    He's breathing!
  • What is a man's idea of foreplay?<br/>
Half an hour of begging!
    What is a man's idea of foreplay?
    Half an hour of begging!
  • I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
    I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
  • Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
    Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
  • If your payment is pending with your female client text her `send dues`. Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!
    If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!
  • Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
    Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
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