|What's the definition of trust?|
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
|Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!|
|For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!|
|If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?|
|How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?|
|What is a man's idea of foreplay?|
Half an hour of begging!
|I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!|
|Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!|
|If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!|
|Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!|