|Man: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I messaged dirty jokes, porn videos, and view naked women's pictures on my mobile.|
Father: Forward all your sins to me!
|During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.|
Does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends?
|After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails!|
|Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight.|
Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!
|Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!|
|Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.|
The former is at least honest about his intentions!
|When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.|
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.
|Women are more talkative than men, just because they got 2 pairs of lips!|
|Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!|
|Neighbour's 8-year-old son: Corona Ne Meri Aadhi Zaydad Hadap Lee.|
Me: Wo Kaise?
He: My Mom is pregnant!