|What is the smallest hotel in the world?|
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
|Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...|
Well, nothing has changed ever since!
|Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?|
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
|Men are like shoelaces...|
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
|Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.|
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
|If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.|
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
|A lesson from Thai Cave:|
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
|We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.|
Let us know if you can't come!