• Kela Wala in  Parsi Colony, `Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah.` <br/>
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja.`<br/>
Kele Wala got confused!
    Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah."
    Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
    Kele Wala got confused!
  • There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.<br/>
One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
    There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
    One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
  • A newly married employee's text message to his boss - <br/>
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!
    A newly married employee's text message to his boss -
    Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!
  • During a war, an enemy soldier captures 3 women and says: `I want revenge. I'll rape all of you.`<br/>
Young lady: Please leave our grandmother.<br/>
Grandmother: Shut up, war is war!
    During a war, an enemy soldier captures 3 women and says: "I want revenge. I'll rape all of you."
    Young lady: Please leave our grandmother.
    Grandmother: Shut up, war is war!
  • A French guy opened one  brothel in Kuwait and named it:<br/>

'La-hole villa-Kuwait'!
    A French guy opened one brothel in Kuwait and named it:
    'La-hole villa-Kuwait'!
  • Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:<br/>
What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?<br/>
Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped!
    Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:
    What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?
    Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped!
  • Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?<br/>
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
    Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?
    It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
  • Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
    Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
  • Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.<br/>
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.<br/>
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do? <br/>
Officer: OK just put it in short.<br/>
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
    Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.
    Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
    Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
    Officer: OK just put it in short.
    Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
  • Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,<br/>
`If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?`<br/>
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,<br/>
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.<br/>
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.<br/>
.<br/>
Lauda!
    Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
    "If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
    Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Lauda!