• What did I learn today?<br/>
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
    What did I learn today?
    Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
  • One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!
    One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!
  • If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
    If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
  • Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.<br/>
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
    Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.
    Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
  • My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.<br/>
I chose, head over heels!
    My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.
    I chose, head over heels!
  • What is money kept inside the blouse called?<br/>
Tit-coins?
    What is money kept inside the blouse called?
    Tit-coins?
  • I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!
    I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!
  • Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.<br/>
~ Ice Cream
    Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.
    ~ Ice Cream
  • Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.<br/>
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
    Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.
    Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
  • Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.<br/>
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
    Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.
    Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?