|Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah." |
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
Kele Wala got confused!
|There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.|
One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
|A newly married employee's text message to his boss - |
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!
|During a war, an enemy soldier captures 3 women and says: "I want revenge. I'll rape all of you."|
Young lady: Please leave our grandmother.
Grandmother: Shut up, war is war!
|A French guy opened one brothel in Kuwait and named it:|
|Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:|
What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?
Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped!
|Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?|
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
|Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!|
|Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.|
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
Officer: OK just put it in short.
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
|Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,|
"If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,