|What did I learn today?|
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
|One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!|
|If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!|
|Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.|
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
|My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.|
I chose, head over heels!
|What is money kept inside the blouse called?|
|I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!|
|Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.|
~ Ice Cream
|Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.|
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
|Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.|
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?