|Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!|
|Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.|
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
Officer: OK just put it in short.
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
|Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,|
"If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
|If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!|
|Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.|
Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
It's life in a nutshell!
|A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.|
Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?
Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!
|A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."|
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
|What is the definition of making love?|
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
|Where do you get virgin wool from?|