The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
|Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.|
She said, "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
|Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!|
|What do you call a person who begs for sex?|
|What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?|
|Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:|
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
|What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?|
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
|Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...|
The pleasure of 69!
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!