Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
|Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!|
|If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!|
|If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.|
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
|If I were a plastic surgeon...|
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
|What is the smallest hotel in the world?|
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
|Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...|
Well, nothing has changed ever since!
|Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?|
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
|Men are like shoelaces...|
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?