• Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
    Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
  • Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.<br/>
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.<br/>
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do? <br/>
Officer: OK just put it in short.<br/>
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
    Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.
    Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
    Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
    Officer: OK just put it in short.
    Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
  • Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,<br/>
`If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?`<br/>
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
Lauda!
    Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
    "If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
    Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Lauda!
  • If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!
    If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!
  • Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.<br/>
Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
    Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.
    Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
  • Testicle:<br/>
It's life in a nutshell!
    Testicle:
    It's life in a nutshell!
  • A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.<br/>
Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?<br/>
Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!
    A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.
    Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?
    Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!
  • A woman went to a doctor and told him, `Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.`<br/>
Doctor: What are you taking for it?<br/>
Woman: Pepper!
    A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
    Doctor: What are you taking for it?
    Woman: Pepper!
  • What is the definition of making love?<br/>
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
    What is the definition of making love?
    Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
  • Where do you get virgin wool from?<br/>
Ugly Sheep!
    Where do you get virgin wool from?
    Ugly Sheep!