• Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
    Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
  • Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
    Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
    Son: Thanks, Dad.
    Dad: No problem, Alan!
  • The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
    The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
  • Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
    Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
  • What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?<br/>
Is it in?
    What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?
    Is it in?
  • Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
    Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
  • The sex calendar:<br/>
Moanday<br/>
Tongueday<br/>
Wetday<br/>
Thirstday<br/>
Freakday<br/>
Sexday<br/>
Suckday
    The sex calendar:
    Moanday
    Tongueday
    Wetday
    Thirstday
    Freakday
    Sexday
    Suckday
  • Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
    Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
  • At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power<br/>
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power<br/>
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power<br/>
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
    At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power
    At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
    At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
    At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
  • One single word screwed up my relationship. <br/>
I wrote to her, `Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega`. <br/>
`Bharosa` was mistyped.
Yes, you are thinking right!
    One single word screwed up my relationship.
    I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
    "Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!