|Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!|
|Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? |
Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Alan!
|The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!|
|Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!|
|What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?|
Is it in?
|Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!|
|The sex calendar:|
|Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!|
|At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power|
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
|One single word screwed up my relationship. |
I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
"Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!