|Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!|
|Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!|
|What did I learn today?|
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
|One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!|
|If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!|
|Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.|
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
|My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.|
I chose, head over heels!
|What is money kept inside the blouse called?|
|I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!|
|Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.|
~ Ice Cream