• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.<br/>
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
    An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
  • A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:<br/>
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
    A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
    After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
  • The best thing about dating Dracula?<br/>
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
    The best thing about dating Dracula?
    The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
  • What kind of bees make milk?<br/>
Boobees!
    What kind of bees make milk?
    Boobees!
  • Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?<br/>
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
    Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
    Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
  • Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
    Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
    What did I learn today?
    If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
  • Winter Tips:<br/>
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk<br/>
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips<br/>
Night: Two Legs with Hips<br/>
Enjoy these Tips!
    Winter Tips:
    Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
    Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
    Night: Two Legs with Hips
    Enjoy these Tips!
  • Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted ` Merry Titmas`.<br/>
She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled ` Jingle Balls`.<br/>
This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
    Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas".
    She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls".
    This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!
    What did I learn today?
    Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!