• Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.<br/>
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
    Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.
    Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
  • Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.<br/>
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
    Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.
    Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
  • Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
    Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
  • Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
    Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
    Son: Thanks, Dad.
    Dad: No problem, Alan!
  • The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
    The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
  • Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
    Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!
  • What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?<br/>
Is it in?
    What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?
    Is it in?
  • Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
    Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!
  • The sex calendar:<br/>
Moanday<br/>
Tongueday<br/>
Wetday<br/>
Thirstday<br/>
Freakday<br/>
Sexday<br/>
Suckday
    The sex calendar:
    Moanday
    Tongueday
    Wetday
    Thirstday
    Freakday
    Sexday
    Suckday
  • Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!
    Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!