• What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?<br/>
Wet Noses!
    What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
    Wet Noses!
  • I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
    I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
  • Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
    Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
  • Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
    Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
  • What's the definition of trust?<br/>
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
    What's the definition of trust?
    Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
  • Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
    Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
  • For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word `shopping`!
    For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
  • If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
    If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
  • How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?<br/>
He's breathing!
    How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    He's breathing!
  • What is a man's idea of foreplay?<br/>
Half an hour of begging!
    What is a man's idea of foreplay?
    Half an hour of begging!