|Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.|
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
|If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.|
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
|A lesson from Thai Cave:|
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
|We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.|
Let us know if you can't come!
|If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!|
|Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.|
After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:
1. It doesn't work at home; and
2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
|Went to the sperm clinic earlier.|
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
|You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!|
It's because of Mia Khalifa!
When you put a screwdriver in virgin Mary - you get bloody Mary!