• Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
    A: One who has never been bed-ridden.
  • The crux of the problem. Men look at a woman's ass and say: What an ass!<br />
Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!<br /> 
Same comment, different Ass-essments.
    The crux of the problem. Men look at a woman's ass and say: What an ass!
    Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!
    Same comment, different Ass-essments.
  • Why older ladies like to have relation with young guys?
    Because an old and used engine gets refreshed when injected with fresh Oil & it results in better mileage.
  • A man escaped from an asylum for the insane and raped a woman.
    The next day the headlines read: "Nut Bolts and Screws"!
  • Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss but down under!
  • A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
  • A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please".
    With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Fuck me!"
    The guy replies, "Make it 100 then..."
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.<br />
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
    When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
  • Today's generation:
    A 6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy, "Dude, I found a condom in the balcony".
    4 year old boy: What's a balcony?
  • Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
    A: Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped.