• Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
    A: One is for fighting and the other is to make up!
  • Q: Why do women wear flowered panties?
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    A: Because it's their way of conveying, "In memory of those who were buried here"!
  • New Concept of Life:
    Morning: M A N D I R
    Evening: M A D I R A
    Night: M A N D I R A
  • If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
    If you're almost there and she laughs... Now that's a different thing!
  • A girl's FB status update:
    Met my ex boyfriend today. Things went well, then suddenly he said that he would buy me an iPhone 5 if I had sex with him!
    Men are such dogs!
    updated via iPhone 5
  • If Abortion is murder then use of condoms surely qualifies as Kidnapping.
    If Abortion is murder then use of condoms surely qualifies as Kidnapping.
  • What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
    Virgin mobile.
  • Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
    A: If we don't get some support, people are soon going to think that we're nuts!
  • Warning:
    If you're buying online, check the seller carefully.
    A friend just spent Rs 2000 on a penis enlarger and the bastards sent him a Magnifying Glass.
  • Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
    A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.