|Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin?|
A: One who has never been bed-ridden.
|The crux of the problem. Men look at a woman's ass and say: What an ass!|
Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!
Same comment, different Ass-essments.
|Why older ladies like to have relation with young guys?|
Because an old and used engine gets refreshed when injected with fresh Oil & it results in better mileage.
|A man escaped from an asylum for the insane and raped a woman.|
The next day the headlines read: "Nut Bolts and Screws"!
|Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss but down under!|
|A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.|
|A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally
gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please".|
With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Fuck me!"
The guy replies, "Make it 100 then..."
|When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.|
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
A 6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy, "Dude, I found a condom in the balcony".
4 year old boy: What's a balcony?
|Q: Why are women like parking spaces?|
A: Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped.