|Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?|
A: One is for fighting and the other is to make up!
|Q: Why do women wear flowered panties?|
A: Because it's their way of conveying, "In memory of those who were buried here"!
|New Concept of Life:|
Morning: M A N D I R
Evening: M A D I R A
Night: M A N D I R A
|If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.|
If you're almost there and she laughs... Now that's a different thing!
|A girl's FB status update:|
Met my ex boyfriend today. Things went well, then suddenly he said that he would buy me an iPhone 5 if I had sex with him!
Men are such dogs!
updated via iPhone 5
|If Abortion is murder then use of condoms surely qualifies as Kidnapping.|
|What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?|
|Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?|
A: If we don't get some support, people are soon going to think that we're nuts!
If you're buying online, check the seller carefully.
A friend just spent Rs 2000 on a penis enlarger and the bastards sent him a Magnifying Glass.
|Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?|
A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.