|Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?|
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
|A couple in shower:|
Girl: Just relax, do what you normally do.
Guy: Okay then.
Girl: What the fuck, you are peeing!
|Boyfriend: Life's a bitch, so is my girlfriend.|
Girlfriend: Life's short, so is his dick.
|Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?|
A: Because it helps them to remember which end they need to wipe.
|Q: What do elephants use for tampoons?|
|A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She replied, "Depends on what's in it for me".|
|These 3 gay guys are sitting in a hot tub and a condom floats to the top. One of the gay guys says to the others, "who farted?"|
|Rooster & cat were going over a bridge. The cat slips & falls into the river. Rooster can't stop laughing.|
MORAL: Wherever there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
|Q: What's the definition of macho?|
A: Jogging home after one's vasectomy.
|Q: What's the difference between pulling a curtain and a panty?|
A: When you pull a curtain, it means that the show is over, but pulling down a panty means it's Showtime!