• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
    A: Otherwise, it would look silly with six inches.
  • Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
    A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
  • A couple in shower:
    Girl: Just relax, do what you normally do.
    Guy: Okay then.
    Girl: What the fuck, you are peeing!
  • Boyfriend: Life's a bitch, so is my girlfriend.
    Girlfriend: Life's short, so is his dick.
  • Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet seat?
    A: Because it helps them to remember which end they need to wipe.
  • Q: What do elephants use for tampoons?
    A: Sheep.
  • A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She replied, "Depends on what's in it for me".
  • These 3 gay guys are sitting in a hot tub and a condom floats to the top. One of the gay guys says to the others, "who farted?"
  • Rooster & cat were going over a bridge. The cat slips & falls into the river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
    MORAL: Wherever there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
  • Q: What's the definition of macho?
    A: Jogging home after one's vasectomy.