• A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
  • A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please".
    With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Fuck me!"
    The guy replies, "Make it 100 then..."
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.<br />
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
    When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
  • Today's generation:
    A 6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy, "Dude, I found a condom in the balcony".
    4 year old boy: What's a balcony?
  • Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
    A: Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped.
  • Guns don't kill people, they just put holes in your body. Holes brought you into this life and they can take you out of it.
    Guns don't kill people, they just put holes in your body. Holes brought you into this life and they can take you out of it.
  • A kid asked a priest, "Father, what is your pastime?"
    The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and immediately answered, "Nun, my child, Nun!"
  • Q. What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?
    A. Mobile phones are for assholes.
  • A guy donated blood to his girl friend. After things got sour between them, the guy wanted his blood back.
    The girl threw a bloody tampon at him and said, I'll give it back to you in monthly installments.
  • Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers?
    A: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.