• Q: How did the Blonde moonwalk ?
    A: She got naked from the waist down and slid her butt along the floor.
  • Q: Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?
    A: Bcoz of their shaky hands.
  • Q: Why can't women read maps?
    A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equals a mile.
  • Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
    A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
  • A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear? In a wild motion, he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
  • Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
    A: How do you breath through something so small?
  • Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
    A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
  • There were 3 naked blokes in a bath, and a policeman comes along and says "Whats going on here?"
    First guy,"I'm blowing bubbles", and he dips his head back under the water.
    Second guy, "I'm blowing bubbles too" and submerges his head like the other guy.
    Policeman turns to the third bloke who says "Hi, I'm Bubbles"
  • Q: Did you hear about the air conditioned whore house?
    A: It had the blowers on the second floor.
  • Q: Did you hear about the two gay judges?
    A: They tried each other.