|A 5 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.|
'Mom', he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mom: Not yet!
|Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?|
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which causes a vapour lock!
|The chicken and the egg are lying in bed.|
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle"!
|Hearing your girlfriend have a loud orgasm is nothing short of glorious. Unless you hear it from outside your best friend's room!|
|A man spent $5000 on a Boob job for his wife, she was delighted.|
Then $3000 on a Nose job, she was ecstatic:.
But when he spent $50 on himself for a Blowjob, she went fucking ballistic! SUCH IS LIFE, SO BLOODY UNFAIR!
|How do you seduce a fat woman?|
Piece of cake!
|When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a Bra...|
And when a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that Bra!
|Wisdom of the day:|
Learn to be happy with small things in life, beacuse big ones are usually artificial.
~ Pamela Anderson
|A boy becomes "hands free" as soon as he gets married!|
|Maybelline makes eyelashes look four times larger!|
High time, they start making condoms!