|What is the definition of Trust?|
Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
|If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?|
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
|Q: What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?|
A: The way they say ahhhh-men.
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Shaving Private Ryan
As Big As It Gets
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|After a certain age, men & women become like Christmas trees.|
The balls and bells are hanging only for decoration only.
Enjoy your age before its too late.
|MBBS Professor: Sperm is made of Glucose. It's the same material sugar is made of.|
A girl raised her hand and asked, "Then why doesn't it taste like Sugar?
The Professor's reply was a medical masterpiece, "That's because the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue; and not at the end of your Throat.
|What does a burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girl have in common?|
In each scenario, there was an IDIOT who didn't take it out in time!
|One of my 5 boyfriends slept with another girl.|
I'll never trust men again!
|Q: How do bankers/wealth managers/share brokers/financial consultants/insurance relationship managers and lawyers say "Fuck you"?|
A: Sir, Trust me!
|Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian.|
Dad: Okay it's cool.
2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian, too!
Dad: WTF?! Doesn't anybody in this family love dick.
Son: I do.