|A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.|
|A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally
gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please".|
With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Fuck me!"
The guy replies, "Make it 100 then..."
|When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.|
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
A 6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy, "Dude, I found a condom in the balcony".
4 year old boy: What's a balcony?
|Q: Why are women like parking spaces?|
A: Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped.
|Guns don't kill people, they just put holes in your body. Holes brought you into this life and they can take you out of it.|
|A kid asked a priest, "Father, what is your pastime?"|
The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and immediately answered, "Nun, my child, Nun!"
|Q. What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?|
A. Mobile phones are for assholes.
|A guy donated blood to his girl friend. After things got sour between them, the guy wanted his blood back.|
The girl threw a bloody tampon at him and said, I'll give it back to you in monthly installments.
|Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers?|
A: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.