• A 5 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
    'Mom', he asked, "Are these my brains?"
    Mom: Not yet!
  • Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
    It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which causes a vapour lock!
  • The chicken and the egg are lying in bed.
    The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
    The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle"!
  • Hearing your girlfriend have a loud orgasm is nothing short of glorious. Unless you hear it from outside your best friend's room!
  • A man spent $5000 on a Boob job for his wife, she was delighted.
    Then $3000 on a Nose job, she was ecstatic:.
    But when he spent $50 on himself for a Blowjob, she went fucking ballistic! SUCH IS LIFE, SO BLOODY UNFAIR!
  • How do you seduce a fat woman?<br />
Piece of cake!
    How do you seduce a fat woman?
    Piece of cake!
  • When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a Bra...<br />
And when a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that Bra!
    When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a Bra...
    And when a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that Bra!
  • Wisdom of the day:
    Learn to be happy with small things in life, beacuse big ones are usually artificial.
    ~ Pamela Anderson
  • A boy becomes "hands free" as soon as he gets married!
  • Maybelline makes eyelashes look four times larger!<br />
High time, they start making condoms!
    Maybelline makes eyelashes look four times larger!
    High time, they start making condoms!