• Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!
    Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!
  • Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!
    Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
    What did I learn today?
    Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
  • One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!
    One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!
  • If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
    If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
  • Clinton got a free blowjob.<br/>
Trump paid $130,000. Now tell me who is the better businessman?
    Clinton got a free blowjob.
    Trump paid $130,000. Now tell me who is the better businessman?
  • Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.<br/>
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
    Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.
    Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
  • English: Let the dicks come.<br/>
Hindi: Aandolan!
    English: Let the dicks come.
    Hindi: Aandolan!
  • My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.<br/>
I chose, head over heels!
    My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.
    I chose, head over heels!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;<br/>

Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;
    Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!