|When you count... it's push-ups!|
When you don't... it's sex!
|A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.|
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
|A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:|
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
|The best thing about dating Dracula?|
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
|America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!|
|What kind of bees make milk?|
|Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?|
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
|Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?|
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
|Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!|
|What did I learn today?|
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!