• When you count... it's push-ups!<br/>
When you don't... it's sex!
    When you count... it's push-ups!
    When you don't... it's sex!
  • A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.<br/>
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
    An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
  • A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:<br/>
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
    A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
    After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
  • The best thing about dating Dracula?<br/>
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
    The best thing about dating Dracula?
    The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
  • America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!
    America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!
  • What kind of bees make milk?<br/>
Boobees!
    What kind of bees make milk?
    Boobees!
  • Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?<br/>
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
    Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
    Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
  • Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boss: ➰ 〰<br/>
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?<br/>
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
    Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
    Boss: ➰ 〰
    Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
    Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
  • Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
    Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
    What did I learn today?
    If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!