|"Lemme put is this way"|
~ gist of Kamasutra
|What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?|
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
|How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?|
|What is a man's idea of foreplay?|
Half an hour of begging!
|Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...|
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
|Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!|
|I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!|
|I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!|
|Musings of a dirty mind:|
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
|Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!|