|America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!|
|What kind of bees make milk?|
|Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?|
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
|Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?|
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
|Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!|
|What did I learn today?|
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
|"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!|
|How people motivate you in India?|
"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
|Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!|
|A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.|
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!