|What is money kept inside the blouse called?|
|Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...|
Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
|I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!|
|Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.|
~ Ice Cream
|Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.|
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
|Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.|
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
|Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!|
|Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? |
Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Alan!
|The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!|
|Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on!|