• `Lemme put is this way`<br/>
~ gist of Kamasutra
    "Lemme put is this way"
    ~ gist of Kamasutra
  • What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?<br/>
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
    What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
    A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
  • How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?<br/>
He's breathing!
    How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    He's breathing!
  • What is a man's idea of foreplay?<br/>
Half an hour of begging!
    What is a man's idea of foreplay?
    Half an hour of begging!
  • Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...<br/>
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
    Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
    Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
  • Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
    Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
  • I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say `Thanks for coming`!
    I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!
  • I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
    I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
  • Musings of a dirty mind:<br/>
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
    Musings of a dirty mind:
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
  • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
    Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
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