|What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?|
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
|Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level!|
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
Night: Two Legs with Hips
Enjoy these Tips!
|Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas".|
She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls".
This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
|What did I learn today?|
Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!
|Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again!|
|Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah." |
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
Kele Wala got confused!
|There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.|
One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
|Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...|
"Line Mein Khada Hona"!
|A newly married employee's text message to his boss - |
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!