|What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'?|
Is it in?
|Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina!|
|The sex calendar:|
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
|Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest!|
|At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power|
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure
|Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?|
|One single word screwed up my relationship. |
I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
"Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right!
|Roses are Red |
Durex is Blue
Use protection this Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate Children's Day too!
|In a hotel in London:|
The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir."
The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls."