|Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!|
|If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!|
|Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!|
|Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!|
|An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.|
"In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?"
|Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".|
BRA of India!
|A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty." |
Girl: Stupid stand up!
|Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?|
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
I bet, you read it wrong!
|Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.|
English - She is farting in church!
|After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!|