|A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they're allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity. |
She picked Brad Pitt, Hrithik Roshan, Chris Hemsworth, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.
He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their next-door neighbour and their son's third-grade teacher.
Men are simple like that....they set achievable goals!
|Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!|
|Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!|
|What did I learn today?|
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
|One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!|
|If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!|
|Clinton got a free blowjob.|
Trump paid $130,000. Now tell me who is the better businessman?
|Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.|
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
|English: Let the dicks come.|
|My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.|
I chose, head over heels!