• Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
    Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
  • If your payment is pending with your female client text her `send dues`. Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!
    If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!
  • Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
    Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
  • Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!
    Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!
  • An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.<br/>
`In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?`
    An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.
    "In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?"
  • Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a `Baba Regulatory Authority of India`.<br/>
BRA of India!
    Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".
    BRA of India!
  • A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, `Darling your lips are very salty.` <br/>
Girl: Stupid stand up!
    A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
    Girl: Stupid stand up!
  • Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?<br/>
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.<br/>
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I bet, you read it wrong!
    Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?
    Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
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    I bet, you read it wrong!
  • Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.<br/>
English - She is farting in church!
    Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.
    English - She is farting in church!
  • After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!
    After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with!
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