• What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?<br />A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
    What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
  • Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level!
  • Winter Tips:<br/>
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk<br/>
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips<br/>
Night: Two Legs with Hips<br/>
Enjoy these Tips!
    Winter Tips:
    Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
    Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
    Night: Two Legs with Hips
    Enjoy these Tips!
  • Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted ` Merry Titmas`.<br/>
She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled ` Jingle Balls`.<br/>
This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
    Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas".
    She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls".
    This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!
    What did I learn today?
    Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!
  • Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again!
    Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again!
  • Kela Wala in  Parsi Colony, `Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah.` <br/>
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja.`<br/>
Kele Wala got confused!
    Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah."
    Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
    Kele Wala got confused!
  • There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.<br/>
One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
    There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
    One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
  • Getting an erection while standing in a ` Queue` is also called...<br/>
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`Line Mein Khada Hona`!
    Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...
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    "Line Mein Khada Hona"!
  • A newly married employee's text message to his boss - <br/>
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!
    A newly married employee's text message to his boss -
    Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!