• #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
    #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!
  • Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.<br/>
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
    Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
    Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
  • Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.<br/>
`Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!`
    Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.
    "Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
  • Dog: I am man's best friend.<br/>
Cat: I am man's best friend.<br/>
Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.<br/>
Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!
    Dog: I am man's best friend.
    Cat: I am man's best friend.
    Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.
    Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!
  • I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...<br/>
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Erection!
    I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...
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    Erection!
  • Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all.<br/>
It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want!
    Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all.
    It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want!
  • `Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai`<br/>
Might have been written while masturbating!
    "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"
    Might have been written while masturbating!
  • Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.<br/>
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
    Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.
    Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
  • A couple during sex:<br/>

Husband: I'm about to come, honey.<br/>
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...<br/>
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.<br/>
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
    A couple during sex:
    Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
    Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
    Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
    Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
    Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
    Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
  • Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy!
    Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy!
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