|#RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones!|
|Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.|
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
|Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.|
"Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
|Dog: I am man's best friend.|
Cat: I am man's best friend.
Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.
Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one!
|I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...|
|Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all.|
It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want!
|"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"|
Might have been written while masturbating!
|Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.|
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill!
|A couple during sex:|
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
|Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy!|