• Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;<br/>

Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;
    Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
  • What is money kept inside the blouse called?<br/>
Tit-coins?
    What is money kept inside the blouse called?
    Tit-coins?
  • Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...<br/>
Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
    Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...
    Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
  • I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!
    I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!
  • Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.<br/>
~ Ice Cream
    Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.
    ~ Ice Cream
  • Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.<br/>
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
    Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.
    Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
  • Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.<br/>
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
    Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.
    Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
  • Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
    Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
  • Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
    Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
    Son: Thanks, Dad.
    Dad: No problem, Alan!
  • The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!
    The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn!