• How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?<br />
Call her and tell her!
    How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
    Call her and tell her!
  • When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.
    Always remember one thing - It's the best time to...
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    Adjust your Dick!
  • If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!
    If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!
  • Shortest love story:<br/>

Boy (with love): Suno!<br/>

Girl: Ji Bhaiya?<br/>

Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
    Shortest love story:
    Boy (with love): Suno!
    Girl: Ji Bhaiya?
    Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
  • A man takes birth from a hole.<br />
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.<br />
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.<br />
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
    A man takes birth from a hole.
    After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
    After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
    That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
  • Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?<br />
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
    Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
    To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
  • Boyfriend: Ghar Pe Akeli ho?
    Girlfriend: Haan Bhej Rahi Hu Boobs Ki Photo, Maa Ke Lode!
  • The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass.
Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
    The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
  • Roses are Red
    Twitter is Blue
    You look bangable
    So I'll follow you!
  • Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.<br />
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!<br />
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
    Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.
    Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
    Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!