|Difference and Similarity between VAGINA & COFFIN?|
You CUM in one and GO in the other!
And you certainly got to be STIFF to get into either of them!
|An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.|
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dildo can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dildo buy the next round of drinks!"
|A princess meets a talking frog.|
Princess: "Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?"
Frog: "Babes, that was my grandfather's time...I need a blow job!"
|Advise to Girls:|
Do not play with stray dogs, you may get rabies;
And do not play with smart boys, you may get babies!
|One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall.|
Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?"
She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in!"
|When you don't know whether to love or hate;|
When you are in a totally confused state;
Don't feel bad and don't even debate;
Just close the door, sit alone and
|Old Lady: I want birth control pills.|
Doctor: What good is it for you?
Old Lady: It helps me to sleep better.
Old Lady: I just put them in my granddaughters milk!
|Girl: Fuck you!|
|An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.|
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman replies, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change"!
|A kiss is a gamble, sex is a game;|
Boys do the action, girls get the blame;
They say you're pretty, they say you're fine;
But 9 months later, ÿou hear - "It's not mine"!