• One of the girl's Facebook status is `Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!`.<br/>

Damn confusing?
    One of the girl's Facebook status is "Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!".
    Damn confusing?
  • A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!
    A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!
  • Teacher: Fast, faster and fastest - Isko Hindi Mein Kya Kahenge?<br />
Pappu: Bhag...<br />
Jor se Bhag...<br />
Bhag Teri Maa ka Bhosda, Bhaag!
    Teacher: Fast, faster and fastest - Isko Hindi Mein Kya Kahenge?
    Pappu: Bhag...
    Jor se Bhag...
    Bhag Teri Maa ka Bhosda, Bhaag!
  • MARS MISSION<br/>

Russia 19 attempts.<br/>

USA 21 attempts.<br/>

India just 1 attempt and that's a success.<br/>



Now do you understand why we are the country with the highest population growth!
    MARS MISSION
    Russia 19 attempts.
    USA 21 attempts.
    India just 1 attempt and that's a success.
    Now do you understand why we are the country with the highest population growth!
  • A Goan girl, Rosemary divorced her husband whose Sir name was Mr. Lele... beacuse she was sick of telling her name, "Rosemary Lele".
    Imagine her luck, she got married a person by the Sir name of Mr. Marlow!
  • 16 Ki Kali Bole - Khilu Khilu
    21 Tak - Kisi Se Milu Milu
    40 Tak - ILU ILU
    50 Bad - Dhilu Dhilu
    60 Bad - Kabhi Na Hilu Bass Aise Hi Jilu!
  • A pretty young maiden from France
    Decided she'd "just take a chance".
    She let herself go
    For an hour or so
    And now all her sisters are aunts.
  • Red Bull may give one Wings;<br />
But Whisky surely gives Balls!
    Red Bull may give one Wings;
    But Whisky surely gives Balls!
  • What do you call a woman without an Asshole?<br />
A Divorcee!
    What do you call a woman without an Asshole?
    A Divorcee!
  • A sentence you should never ever translate and speak in Hindi:<br />
`I took a Selfie!`
    A sentence you should never ever translate and speak in Hindi:
    "I took a Selfie!"