|How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?|
Call her and tell her!
|When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.|
Always remember one thing - It's the best time to...
Adjust your Dick!
|If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!|
|Shortest love story:|
Boy (with love): Suno!
Girl: Ji Bhaiya?
Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
|A man takes birth from a hole.|
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
|Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?|
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
|Boyfriend: Ghar Pe Akeli ho?|
Girlfriend: Haan Bhej Rahi Hu Boobs Ki Photo, Maa Ke Lode!
|The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!|
|Roses are Red|
Twitter is Blue
You look bangable
So I'll follow you!
|Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.|
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!