• A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.
    In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
    The black man asked in anger: What's the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?
  • How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?<br />
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
    How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
    There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
  • Two eggs boiling in a pan.<br />
One says, `I've got a huge crack`.<br />
The other replies, `Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet!`
    Two eggs boiling in a pan.
    One says, "I've got a huge crack".
    The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet!"
  • What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
    A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!
  • Kama Gyaan:
    Ladki se 'YES' Toh Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai.
    "OH Yes... Oh Yes... Oh Yes..." Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bass Ki Baat Nahi!
  • The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%
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  • A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:
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    Opening Shortly!
  • Santa puts in his papers.
    Boss: Why are you leaving?
    Santa : I have vaginal problems.
    Boss : But you're a man!
    Santa: That I am, Sir. But you are a CHOOT!
    Happy Boss Day!
  • What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
    A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt!
  • Happiness is like penis.<br />
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
    Happiness is like penis.
    It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!