|One of the girl's Facebook status is "Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!".|
|A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!|
|Teacher: Fast, faster and fastest - Isko Hindi Mein Kya Kahenge?|
Jor se Bhag...
Bhag Teri Maa ka Bhosda, Bhaag!
Russia 19 attempts.
USA 21 attempts.
India just 1 attempt and that's a success.
Now do you understand why we are the country with the highest population growth!
|A Goan girl, Rosemary divorced her husband whose Sir name was Mr. Lele... beacuse she was sick of telling her name, "Rosemary Lele".|
Imagine her luck, she got married a person by the Sir name of Mr. Marlow!
|16 Ki Kali Bole - Khilu Khilu|
21 Tak - Kisi Se Milu Milu
40 Tak - ILU ILU
50 Bad - Dhilu Dhilu
60 Bad - Kabhi Na Hilu Bass Aise Hi Jilu!
|A pretty young maiden from France|
Decided she'd "just take a chance".
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
|Red Bull may give one Wings;|
But Whisky surely gives Balls!
|What do you call a woman without an Asshole?|
|A sentence you should never ever translate and speak in Hindi:|
"I took a Selfie!"