• In all these summers, one thing I've always been confused about is when they say...
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    "A man must not screw an opportunity, when presented!"
    I mean why not!
  • Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

    The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
    The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the night shift, he sleeps with the lady next door!"
  • Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?<br />
It's because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;<br />
Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!Upload to Facebook
    Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?
    It's because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;
    Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!
  • My girlfriend said to me, "My tummy has started showing,
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    Shall have to stop eating junk-food."
    Bloody well, she scared the shit out of me!
  • Clarification regarding organ donation:
    Giving your organ for a few moments to needy between the hands/lips/limbs is not "organ donation"!
  • Advantages of having an affair with a married women:
    They give like hell!
    They do not yell!
    They do not tell!
    They do not swell!
    And there are no wedding bells!
  • Sex without condoms is magical... a baby appears and father disappears!
  • Why is it having fun with a prostitute like a Bungee Jumping?
    If the rubber breaks, you're dead!
  • Santa and Preeto shop ke Bahar Khade Andar Dekh Rahe Thay.<br />
Shopkeeper: M'am, please come in and choose.<br />
Santa Gusse Se: Behen de Laude, tu Bahar Aake Mera Choos!Upload to Facebook
    Santa and Preeto shop ke Bahar Khade Andar Dekh Rahe Thay.
    Shopkeeper: M'am, please come in and choose.
    Santa Gusse Se: Behen de Laude, tu Bahar Aake Mera Choos!
  • Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy?
    It improves hand-eye coordination!