|Shortest love story:|
Boy (with love): Suno!
Girl: Ji Bhaiya?
Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
|A man takes birth from a hole.|
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
|Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?|
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
|Boyfriend: Ghar Pe Akeli ho?|
Girlfriend: Haan Bhej Rahi Hu Boobs Ki Photo, Maa Ke Lode!
|The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!|
|Roses are Red|
Twitter is Blue
You look bangable
So I'll follow you!
|Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.|
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
|Old Lady: I want birth control pills.|
Doctor: What use would they be of at this age?.
Old Lady: It helps me to sleep better..
Old Lay: I just put them in my granddaughters orange juice!
|A girl was getting raped. She threatened to call the cops.|
The rapist said, "OK, go ahead. Let's see who cums first!"
|Sex is like your salary.|
You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you do!