• Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
    Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
  • Char Dham Yatra for all Indian Men:<br/>

1. Bangkok<br/>

2. Macau<br/>

3. Tashkent <br/>

4. Amsterdam
    Char Dham Yatra for all Indian Men:
    1. Bangkok
    2. Macau
    3. Tashkent
    4. Amsterdam
  • Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:<br/>
Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.<br/>
Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.<br/>
Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.<br/>
Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
    Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:
    Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.
    Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.
    Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.
    Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
  • Why are women considered stronger than men?<br />
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;<br />
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
    Why are women considered stronger than men?
    Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
    Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
  • Hard Fact:<br />
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
    Hard Fact:
    69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
  • I was going to make an anal joke...<br />
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Butt Fuck it!
    I was going to make an anal joke...
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    Butt Fuck it!
  • Behind every - `Wow, congrats dude you deserved her!`<br />
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There is a `Iss Chutiye Ko Bhi Ladki Mil Gayi, Ek Main Hi Reh Geya Hun!`
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    There is a "Iss Chutiye Ko Bhi Ladki Mil Gayi, Ek Main Hi Reh Geya Hun!"
  • A hunter saw that and shot over the tree. 5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting.<br />
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Bas Bhenchod, Faltu ke Nakhrey!
    A hunter saw that and shot over the tree. 5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting.
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    Bas Bhenchod, Faltu ke Nakhrey!
  • One of the girl's Facebook status is `Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!`.<br/>

Damn confusing?
    One of the girl's Facebook status is "Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!".
    Damn confusing?
  • A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!
    A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!