• Isn't it strange:
    Ants hate Cucumbers;
    But Aunties love them!
  • Why do we say - Pyaar Mein Gir Gya (fall in love)?
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    Because if we say "Pyaar Mein Khada Ho Gya" toh double-meaning ho Jayega!
  • What did the girl say when her lover went down on her?
    Darling, Mujhe 'Tongue' Mat Karo. Pleaseee...
  • Newly weds sleep - LIPS to LIPS!<br />
Old ones - HIPS to HIPS!
    Newly weds sleep - LIPS to LIPS!
    Old ones - HIPS to HIPS!
  • Boyfriend: Mujse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba Hai.
    Girlfriend: Kya?
    Boyfriend: Anubhav!
    Girlfriend: Theek Hai. Mein Taiyar Hu. Aur Hain, Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai.
    Boyfriend: Kya?
    Girlfriend: Aatmavishwas!
  • There are four types of people who use Okay differently:
    1. K
    2. OK
    3. Okay
    4. Bhosdi Ke!
  • In all these summers, one thing I've always been confused about is when they say...
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    "A man must not screw an opportunity, when presented!"
    I mean why not!
  • Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

    The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
    The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the night shift, he sleeps with the lady next door!"
  • Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?<br />
It's because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;<br />
Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!
    Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?
    It's because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;
    Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!
  • My girlfriend said to me, "My tummy has started showing,
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    Shall have to stop eating junk-food."
    Bloody well, she scared the shit out of me!