|Girl: Fuck you!|
|An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.|
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman replies, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change"!
|A kiss is a gamble, sex is a game;|
Boys do the action, girls get the blame;
They say you're pretty, they say you're fine;
But 9 months later, ÿou hear - "It's not mine"!
|A girl looks at a mans tattoo: NIKE on his arms; REEBOK on his legs.|
She screamed wen she saw AIDS on his penis.
Relax, he said, if its erect, it reads ADIDAS!
|A share broker caught his wife in bed with her boyfriend, shocked he asked his wife, "What are you doing with him?"|
His wife replied, "Darling, I've gone public!"
|How the Brazilians are feeling: Brazil goalkeeper Cesar to Coach Scolari: I am sorry. I should have kept my legs together. Scolari: No son, it's not your fault. Your mother should have!|
|Boy: Please let me fiddle with your left and right Controls.|
Girl: But just only once.
Boy: Can I also touch your software?
Girl: First show me your hardware.
Boy: Come sit down on my joystick.
Girl: My disk is not protected, you'll infect me with virus!
are bad words. Please do not use them!
|Selfie brand condoms for wanking shall be an instant hit!|
Ab "Vim Bar" Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot!
You Dirty Mind, Tum Kya Soch Rahe The?