• Shortest love story:<br/>

Boy (with love): Suno!<br/>

Girl: Ji Bhaiya?<br/>

Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
    Shortest love story:
    Boy (with love): Suno!
    Girl: Ji Bhaiya?
    Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
  • A man takes birth from a hole.<br />
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.<br />
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.<br />
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
    A man takes birth from a hole.
    After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
    After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
    That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
  • Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?<br />
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
    Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
    To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
  • Boyfriend: Ghar Pe Akeli ho?
    Girlfriend: Haan Bhej Rahi Hu Boobs Ki Photo, Maa Ke Lode!
  • The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass.
Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
    The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
  • Roses are Red
    Twitter is Blue
    You look bangable
    So I'll follow you!
  • Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.<br />
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!<br />
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
    Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.
    Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
    Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
  • Old Lady: I want birth control pills.
    Doctor: What use would they be of at this age?.
    Old Lady: It helps me to sleep better..
    Doctor: How?.
    Old Lay: I just put them in my granddaughters orange juice!
  • A girl was getting raped. She threatened to call the cops.
    The rapist said, "OK, go ahead. Let's see who cums first!"
  • Sex is like your salary.
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    You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you do!