• Girl: Fuck you!<br />
Boy: Promise!
    Girl: Fuck you!
    Boy: Promise!
  • An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.
    The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
    The old woman replies, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change"!
  • A kiss is a gamble, sex is a game;
    Boys do the action, girls get the blame;
    They say you're pretty, they say you're fine;
    But 9 months later, ├┐ou hear - "It's not mine"!
  • A girl looks at a mans tattoo: NIKE on his arms; REEBOK on his legs.
    She screamed wen she saw AIDS on his penis.
    Relax, he said, if its erect, it reads ADIDAS!
  • A share broker caught his wife in bed with her boyfriend, shocked he asked his wife, "What are you doing with him?"
    His wife replied, "Darling, I've gone public!"
  • How the Brazilians are feeling:
    Brazil goalkeeper Cesar to Coach Scolari: I am sorry. I should have kept my legs together.
    Scolari: No son, it's not your fault. Your mother should have!
  • Boy: Please let me fiddle with your left and right Controls.<br />
Girl: But just only once.<br />
Boy: Can I also touch your software?<br />
Girl: First show me your hardware.<br />
Boy: Come sit down on my joystick.<br />
Girl: My disk is not protected, you'll infect me with virus!
    Boy: Please let me fiddle with your left and right Controls.
    Girl: But just only once.
    Boy: Can I also touch your software?
    Girl: First show me your hardware.
    Boy: Come sit down on my joystick.
    Girl: My disk is not protected, you'll infect me with virus!
  • Kutta
    Kamina
    Gaandu
    Bhosdika
    Madarchod
    Chootiya and
    Bhenchod
    .
    .
    .
    .
    are bad words. Please do not use them!
  • Selfie brand condoms for wanking shall be an instant hit!
  • Choot

    Choot

    Choot

    Choot

    Choot

    Choot

    Ab "Vim Bar" Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot!
    You Dirty Mind, Tum Kya Soch Rahe The?
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