• Girl: Do you love me?<br/>
Boy: Yes<br/>
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?<br/>
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Yes
    Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
    Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
  • Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.
    Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
  • My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. <br/>
‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
    My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
    ‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
  • Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?<br/>
Boy: Veg.<br/>
Girl: What do you like in Veg?<br/>
Boy: CleaVeg!
    Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
    Boy: Veg.
    Girl: What do you like in Veg?
    Boy: CleaVeg!
  • Girl: What shall I wear tonight?<br/>
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?<br/>
Girl: Nothing.<br/>
Boy: Exactly!
    Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
    Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
    Girl: Nothing.
    Boy: Exactly!
  • Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
    Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!
  • Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?<br/>
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
    Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
    Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
  • Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br/>
Girl: Because there is no time!
    Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    Girl: Because there is no time!
  • Girl: I love kids.<br/>
Boy: I love the process!
    Girl: I love kids.
    Boy: I love the process!
  • Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.<br/>
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
    Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
    Boy: Then show me some more attitude!