|Girl: Do you love me?|
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
|Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.|
Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
|My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. |
But we still didn't finish the argument!
|Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?|
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
|Girl: What shall I wear tonight?|
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
|Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.|
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!
|Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?|
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
|Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?|
Girl: Because there is no time!
|Girl: I love kids.|
Boy: I love the process!
|Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.|
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!