|Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.|
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
|Boy: Will You Marry Me?|
Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
|Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.|
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
Girl: Ho Geya Kya?
Girl: Bhosdi Ke Itni Jaldi To Meri Shampoo Ki Bottle Se Shampoo Bhi Nahi Niklta!
|Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.|
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
|Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?|
Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
|Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!|
|While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl|
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
|Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?|
Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
|Girl: How am I looking?|
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!