• My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.
    Happy Halloween!
  • I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt.
    Happy Halloween!
  • Halloween is an excuse for girls not to wear tampons for the day.
    Happy Halloween!
  • I can't wait to see what my ex girlfriend will be this Halloween. Last year, she was a cunt.
    Happy Halloween!