• Kid 1: Penchod<br/>
Kid 2: Penchod<br/>
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?<br/>
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!<br/>
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain!
    Kid 1: Penchod
    Kid 2: Penchod
    Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
    Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
    Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain!
  • Gupt Gyan:<br/>
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.<br/>
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
    Gupt Gyan:
    1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
    2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
  • Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.<br/>
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
    Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.
    Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
  • Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;<br/>
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
    Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;
    Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
  • Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?<br/>
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!
    Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?
    Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!
  • Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
    Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
    Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
    Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
    Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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    To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
  • What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?<br/>
Sundar Pichai!
    What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
    Sundar Pichai!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
  • Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
    Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
  • The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.<br/>
Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?
    The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.
    Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?