• English: Let the dicks come.<br/>
Hindi: Aandolan!
    English: Let the dicks come.
    Hindi: Aandolan!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;<br/>

Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;
    Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
  • Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...<br/>
Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
    Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...
    Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
  • Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
    Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
  • Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boss: ➰ 〰<br/>
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?<br/>
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
    Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
    Boss: ➰ 〰
    Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
    Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
  • How people motivate you in India?<br/>
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`Kya Hua Fatt Gayi`!
    How people motivate you in India?







    "Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
  • Getting an erection while standing in a ` Queue` is also called...<br/>
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`Line Mein Khada Hona`!
    Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...
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    "Line Mein Khada Hona"!
  • What do you call someone who does everything better than you?<br/>
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Chutiya Saala!
    What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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    Chutiya Saala!
  • Rajesh: Hi Reema.<br/>
Reema: Hi Rajes.<br/>
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.<br/>
Reema: What difference does a single H make?<br/>
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, `Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
    Rajesh: Hi Reema.
    Reema: Hi Rajes.
    Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
    Reema: What difference does a single H make?
    Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
  • Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...<br/>
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
    Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
    Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!