• Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
    Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
  • The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.<br/>
Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?
    The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.
    Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?
  • English: Let the dicks come.<br/>
Hindi: Aandolan!
    English: Let the dicks come.
    Hindi: Aandolan!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;<br/>

Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;
    Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!
  • Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...<br/>
Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
    Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...
    Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!
  • Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
    Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?
  • Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boss: ➰ 〰<br/>
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?<br/>
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
    Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
    Boss: ➰ 〰
    Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
    Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
  • How people motivate you in India?<br/>
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`Kya Hua Fatt Gayi`!
    How people motivate you in India?







    "Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!
  • Getting an erection while standing in a ` Queue` is also called...<br/>
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`Line Mein Khada Hona`!
    Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...
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    "Line Mein Khada Hona"!
  • What do you call someone who does everything better than you?<br/>
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Chutiya Saala!
    What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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    Chutiya Saala!