• Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab, Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai.
    Doctor: ENO Liyo?
    Lady: ENO Bhi Liyo, Uno Bhi Liyo, Ne Baju Wala Ro Bhi Liyo; Par Koi Koyi Farak Nahi Padyo!
  • 'KISSWHORE' in Punjabi apparently means `Which Direction?`
    'KISSWHORE' in Punjabi apparently means "Which Direction?"
  • Considering the latest Chennai High Court judgement, are one-night stands now going to be called "Suhaag Raats"?
  • English = Hello
    Spanish = Hola
    French = Bonjour
    Chinese = Nî Hâo
    Italian = Ciao
    I = Whore Suna, Bhenchod!
  • Santa received a call from a girl in a Placement Agency saying, "Sir, I've got 2 openings. Would you be interested?"
    Santa: Pagli, Yeh bhi koi poochne waali baat hai?