• English = Hello
    Spanish = Hola
    French = Bonjour
    Chinese = Nî Hâo
    Italian = Ciao
    I = Whore Suna, Bhenchod!
  • Santa received a call from a girl in a Placement Agency saying, "Sir, I've got 2 openings. Would you be interested?"
    Santa: Pagli, Yeh bhi koi poochne waali baat hai?