|Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab, Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai.|
Doctor: ENO Liyo?
Lady: ENO Bhi Liyo, Uno Bhi Liyo, Ne Baju Wala Ro Bhi Liyo; Par Koi Koyi Farak Nahi Padyo!
|'KISSWHORE' in Punjabi apparently means "Which Direction?"|
|Considering the latest Chennai High Court judgement, are one-night stands now going to be called "Suhaag Raats"?|
|English = Hello|
Spanish = Hola
French = Bonjour
Chinese = Nî Hâo
Italian = Ciao
I = Whore Suna, Bhenchod!
|Santa received a call from a girl in a Placement Agency saying, "Sir, I've got 2 openings. Would you be interested?"|
Santa: Pagli, Yeh bhi koi poochne waali baat hai?