• Kisi Haraami Ko Pucha Geya: What is Masturbation?
    Woh Bola: Apne Hi Land Ko Chutiya Banana!
  • Whenever I see a girl with a good pair of Bums passing by...
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    Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
  • Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...<br/>
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Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye!
    Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...
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    Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye!
  • Status of a single boy:
    Akela Reh Reh Kar Haath Dukhne Lage Hain Ab Bas Koi Aisi Mil Jaye Jiski Ungli Dukhne Lagi Ho!
  • "Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi..."
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    A guy playing Kabaddi with a girl!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata<br/>
Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata
    Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega!
  • Girl: I want to lose fat.<br/>
Trainer: Ban Calorie!<br/>
Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'!
    Girl: I want to lose fat.
    Trainer: Ban Calorie!
    Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'!
  • Difference between education and experience?<br/>


Education - Duniya Gol Hai!<br/>
Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai।
    Difference between education and experience?
    Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
    Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai।
  • Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?<br/>
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Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!
    Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?
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    Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!
  • Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?<br/>
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?<br/>
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!
    Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
    Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
    Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
    Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!
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