• What do you call someone who does everything better than you?<br/>
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Chutiya Saala!
    What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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    Chutiya Saala!
  • Rajesh: Hi Reema.<br/>
Reema: Hi Rajes.<br/>
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.<br/>
Reema: What difference does a single H make?<br/>
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, `Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
    Rajesh: Hi Reema.
    Reema: Hi Rajes.
    Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
    Reema: What difference does a single H make?
    Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
  • Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...<br/>
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
    Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
    Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
  • Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?<br/>
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.<br/>
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I bet, you read it wrong!
    Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?
    Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
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    I bet, you read it wrong!
  • Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.<br/>
English - She is farting in church!
    Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.
    English - She is farting in church!
  • Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.<br/>
`Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!`
    Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.
    "Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
  • `Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai`<br/>
Might have been written while masturbating!
    "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"
    Might have been written while masturbating!
  • Ek Sunar Ki Biwi Ko 101 Ladkiyan Thi. Media Wale Unke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.
    Reporter: Behen Kya Ye 101 Ladkiyan Aap Ki Hain? Aurat: Nahi, 100 Sunar Ki 1 Lohar Ki!
  • Padosan Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se Kaha:
    Kabhi Tum Bhi To LOC Cross Kar Ke Ek "Surgical Operation" Karo!
  • Mall Mein Ya Metro Mein Koi Sunglasses Laga Ke Ghoom Raha Ho To Zaroori Nahi Ki Woh Andha Ho...<br/>
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Chutiya Bhi Ho Sakta Hai!
    Mall Mein Ya Metro Mein Koi Sunglasses Laga Ke Ghoom Raha Ho To Zaroori Nahi Ki Woh Andha Ho...
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    Chutiya Bhi Ho Sakta Hai!