• Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata<br/>
Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega!
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata
    Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega!
  • Girl: I want to lose fat.<br/>
Trainer: Ban Calorie!<br/>
Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'!
    Girl: I want to lose fat.
    Trainer: Ban Calorie!
    Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'!
  • Difference between education and experience?<br/>


Education - Duniya Gol Hai!<br/>
Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai।
    Difference between education and experience?
    Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
    Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai।
  • Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?<br/>
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Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!
    Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?
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    Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!
  • Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?<br/>
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?<br/>
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!
    Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
    Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
    Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
    Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!
  • Saala, 69th Independence Day hi Mila Tha Inko Porn Ban Karne ke Liye!
    Saala, 69th Independence Day hi Mila Tha Inko Porn Ban Karne ke Liye!
  • Over 800 Porn Sites Being Banned By The Indian Govt.
Achhe Din Ki Toh Baat Hi Bhool Jayo; Ab Toh Achhi Raatein Bhi Gyien!
    Over 800 Porn Sites Being Banned By The Indian Govt. Achhe Din Ki Toh Baat Hi Bhool Jayo; Ab Toh Achhi Raatein Bhi Gyien!
  • Porn ban fallout:<br />
`Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G`.`<br />
`B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga?
#PornBan
    Porn ban fallout:
    "Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G"."
    "B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga? #PornBan
  • Yeh Haath Dede Mujhe, Thakur;
    Waise Bhi Abb Yeh Kuchh Kaam ke Nahi!
    #PornBan
  • Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.<br/>
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.<br/>
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
    Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
    Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
    Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.