• Saala, 69th Independence Day hi Mila Tha Inko Porn Ban Karne ke Liye!
    Saala, 69th Independence Day hi Mila Tha Inko Porn Ban Karne ke Liye!
  • Over 800 Porn Sites Being Banned By The Indian Govt.
Achhe Din Ki Toh Baat Hi Bhool Jayo; Ab Toh Achhi Raatein Bhi Gyien!
    Over 800 Porn Sites Being Banned By The Indian Govt. Achhe Din Ki Toh Baat Hi Bhool Jayo; Ab Toh Achhi Raatein Bhi Gyien!
  • Porn ban fallout:<br />
`Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G`.`<br />
`B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga?
#PornBan
    Porn ban fallout:
    "Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G"."
    "B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga? #PornBan
  • Yeh Haath Dede Mujhe, Thakur;
    Waise Bhi Abb Yeh Kuchh Kaam ke Nahi!
    #PornBan
  • Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.<br/>
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.<br/>
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
    Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
    Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
    Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
  • Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;<br/>

Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
    Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;
    Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
  • Girl changed status: Feeling awesome
    Boy commented: De Aayi Aaj!
  • Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses:
    1. Yes
    2. No
    3. May Be
    India has a 4th kind:
    4. Lauda
  • She: You like Veg or Non-veg?
    He: Veg.
    She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
    He: Cleaveg!
  • HR: What is your weakness?
    HE: I'm very short tempered.
    HR: Explain?
    HE: I can't.
    HR: Please explain.
    HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
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