|Porn ban fallout:|
"Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G"."
"B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga? #PornBan
|Yeh Haath Dede Mujhe, Thakur;|
Waise Bhi Abb Yeh Kuchh Kaam ke Nahi!
|Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.|
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
|Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;|
Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
|Girl changed status: Feeling awesome |
Boy commented: De Aayi Aaj!
|Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses:|
3. May Be
India has a 4th kind:
|She: You like Veg or Non-veg? |
She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
|HR: What is your weakness?|
HE: I'm very short tempered.
HE: I can't.
HR: Please explain.
HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
|Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha|
Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
|Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!|