• Girl changed status: Feeling awesome
    Boy commented: De Aayi Aaj!
  • Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses:
    1. Yes
    2. No
    3. May Be
    India has a 4th kind:
    4. Lauda
  • She: You like Veg or Non-veg?
    He: Veg.
    She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
    He: Cleaveg!
  • HR: What is your weakness?
    HE: I'm very short tempered.
    HR: Explain?
    HE: I can't.
    HR: Please explain.
    HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
  • Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
    Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
    Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
  • Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega` is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
    Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
  • Bachpan Se 2 Hi Cheezein Sabse Zyada Mili Hain Biscuits Aur Dost!
    Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost...
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    Chut-Marie Ke!
  • Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.<br />
Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.<br />
Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, `Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!`
    Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.
    Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
    Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!"
  • After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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    Ek Dusre Ke Pair Dabana!
  • FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि मैं ASSलीलता नाम की GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।
    मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ,
    और मैं GANDe CHOOTक्ले भी नहीं सुनता।