• Who sang this song?
    Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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    Answer: An erect Laura
  • Height of Planning:<br/>

One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
    Height of Planning:
    One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
  • Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;<br />

Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.<br />
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.<br />

Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
    Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;
    Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
    Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
    Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
  • Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!<br />

Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
    Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!
    Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
  • AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.<br />
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*<br />

Me: Fuck<br />
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
    AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
    Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
    Me: Fuck
    Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
  • Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept...
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    Pappu: Degi?
  • New York Winters: When couples go to bed, they say `Good Night, My Love`!<br/>

London Winters: They say `Sweet Dreams, Darling!<br/>

Punjab Winters: Thand hai, Sirf Salwar Hi Uttarungi!
    New York Winters: When couples go to bed, they say "Good Night, My Love"!
    London Winters: They say "Sweet Dreams, Darling!
    Punjab Winters: Thand hai, Sirf Salwar Hi Uttarungi!
  • Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho!<br/>
Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!<br/>
Boy: Matlab?<br/>
Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune!
    Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho!
    Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!
    Boy: Matlab?
    Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune!
  • Naukrani Sex Ke Time: Sahab, Anand Aa Raha Hai.
    Sahib Tez Karne Laga
    Naukrani: Saaaahab Aaaaaahhnand Aaaaaah Raaaahahh Hai.
    Sahib Aur Tez Karne Laga.
    Anand: Papa, Main Aa Geya!
  • Girl to Boyfriend: Baby, I'm so wet right now.
    Boyfriend: Arre, Bukhar aa Jayega. Ponch Lo Acchi Tarah Se.
    Girl: Tu Na, Virgin hi Marega, Chutiye!
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