• Bachpan Se 2 Hi Cheezein Sabse Zyada Mili Hain Biscuits Aur Dost!
    Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost...
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    Chut-Marie Ke!
  • Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.<br />
Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.<br />
Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, `Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!`
    Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.
    Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
    Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!"
  • After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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    Ek Dusre Ke Pair Dabana!
  • FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि मैं ASSलीलता नाम की GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।
    मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ,
    और मैं GANDe CHOOTक्ले भी नहीं सुनता।
  • Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;<br />
Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!
    Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
    Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!
  • Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki Aapki Girlfriend Ya Boyfriend Ho.
    Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Aur Dimaag Mein Bana Sake,
    Aur Phir..
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    Aur Phir
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    De Mutth..
    De Mutth..
    De Mutth..
  • Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.<br />
Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?<br />

Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The!
    Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.
    Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?
    Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The!
  • Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!
    Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!
  • Who sang this song?
    Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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    Answer: An erect Laura
  • Height of Planning:<br/>

One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
    Height of Planning:
    One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!