• Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;<br />
Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
    Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!
  • Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki Aapki Girlfriend Ya Boyfriend Ho.
    Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Aur Dimaag Mein Bana Sake,
    Aur Phir..
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    Aur Phir
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    De Mutth..
    De Mutth..
    De Mutth..
  • Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.<br />
Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?<br />

Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The!Upload to Facebook
    Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.
    Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?
    Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The!
  • Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!Upload to Facebook
    Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!
  • Who sang this song?
    Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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    Answer: An erect Laura
  • Height of Planning:<br/>

One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!Upload to Facebook
    Height of Planning:
    One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
  • Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;<br />

Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.<br />
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.<br />

Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;
    Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
    Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
    Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
  • Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!<br />

Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?Upload to Facebook
    Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!
    Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
  • AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.<br />
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*<br />

Me: Fuck<br />
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel SalaUpload to Facebook
    AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
    Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
    Me: Fuck
    Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
  • Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept...
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    Pappu: Degi?