Adult and Non Veg Insults Restricted SMS

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Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!
You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!
Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!
Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works!
I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'!
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
The middle finger speaks for itself;
But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!
You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind!

Quotes

Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it.


Trivia

The middle finger originated in Ancient Greece as a symbol for anal intercourse.

Graffiti

Life is sexually transmitted.