Adult and Non Veg Insults Restricted SMS

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Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!
You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!
Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!
Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works!
I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'!
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
The middle finger speaks for itself;
But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!
You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind!

Quotes

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

Trivia

Some men experience instant feelings of sadness and regret after sex. It is known as "post-coital tristesse".

Graffiti

Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!