Adult and Non Veg Insults Restricted SMS

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Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!
Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works!
I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'!
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
The middle finger speaks for itself;
But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!
You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind!
Hey Bitch! The only thing that's virgin about you is your nose; and even that's been fingered!
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!

Quotes

But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

Trivia

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Graffiti

The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.