|Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!|
|And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!|
|Boy: Your dress is too short.|
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
|I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!|
|What do you call a woman who loves small penises?|
|Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;|
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
|Your best friend has three girlfriends.|
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
|Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!|
|You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!|
|Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!|