What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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Your girlfriend!
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
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Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
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Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!
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You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!
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Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!
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Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works!
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I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'!
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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!
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If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
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