• What do you call a woman who loves small penises?<br/>
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Your girlfriend!
    What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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    Your girlfriend!
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;<br/>
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
    Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
  • Your best friend has three girlfriends.
    Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
    All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
    Three days ago Doe kisses him.
    Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
    Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
  • Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!
  • You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!
  • Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!
  • Govt employees are like sperms,
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    only 1 in a million works!
  • I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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    it would be '1234'!
  • I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!
  • If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
    If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
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