|Your best friend has three girlfriends.|
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
|Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!|
|You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!|
|Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!|
|Govt employees are like sperms,|
only 1 in a million works!
|I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,|
it would be '1234'!
|I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!|
|If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!|
|The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!|
|The middle finger speaks for itself;|
But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!