|Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!|
|Govt employees are like sperms,|
only 1 in a million works!
|I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,|
it would be '1234'!
|I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!|
|If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!|
|The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!|
|The middle finger speaks for itself;|
But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!
|You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind!|
|Hey Bitch! The only thing that's virgin about you is your nose; and even that's been fingered!|
|Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!|