• You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same!
  • Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
    Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
  • At least a whore makes money for being a hoe. You on the other hand, do that for free!
  • If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass!
  • Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
    Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
  • No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.
    No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
    Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
  • It's the little things in life, that remind me of your Penis!
  • Your IQ is so low that you only pass a pregnancy test!
  • You're as useless as a nun with big tits.
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