|You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't!|
|Twinkle, Twinkle little whore;|
You're cheaper than the dollar store!
|Boy: 2+2 is 4, 4 +5 is 9, I can get into yours but you can't get into mine.|
Girl: 2+2 is 4, 4+5 is 9, I can know the length of yours but you can't know the depth of mine.
|My dick is so big that it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than yours.|
|Fuck off. And when you get there, Fuck off a bit more.|
|Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole!|
|Roses are red, violets are blue; I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you!|
|'K'. Well, Potassium to you too, motherfucker!|
|Sorry, I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.|
|If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.|