• You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't!
  • Twinkle, Twinkle little whore;
    You're cheaper than the dollar store!
  • Boy: 2+2 is 4, 4 +5 is 9, I can get into yours but you can't get into mine.
    Girl: 2+2 is 4, 4+5 is 9, I can know the length of yours but you can't know the depth of mine.
  • My dick is so big that it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than yours.
  • Fuck off. And when you get there, Fuck off a bit more.
  • Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you!
  • 'K'. Well, Potassium to you too, motherfucker!
  • Sorry, I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
  • If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.
    If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.
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