• On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
  • I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history.
  • Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what's not fine - Being You!
  • I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
  • Sweetie, your face is the only form of birth control you need!
  • I don't have enough middle fingers to tell you exactly how I feel.
  • I just don't have enough middle fingers for today.
    I just don't have enough middle fingers for today.
  • If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.
    If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.
  • I hate it when ugly people say, "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
  • Don't call a girl - a bitch. Bitches hate that.
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