• Do you sometimes meet people and think - was this really the fastest sperm?
  • An old couple sat in church. During the service wife whispers, "I have just let out a silent fart, what should I do?" The hubby says, "Put a f**king battery in your hearing aid"!
  • My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
    My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
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