• There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.<br/>
Same can be said of girls!Upload to Facebook
    There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
    Same can be said of girls!
  • Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br/>
Girl: Because there is no time!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    Girl: Because there is no time!
  • Girl: I love kids.<br/>
Boy: I love the process!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I love kids.
    Boy: I love the process!
  • Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.<br/>
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
    Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
  • While chatting:<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Excuse me?<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.<br/>
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.<br/>
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?<br/>
Guy: Do you suck?<br/>
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!Upload to Facebook
    While chatting:
    Guy: Do you fuck?
    Girl: Excuse me?
    Guy: Do you fuck?
    Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
    Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
    Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
    Guy: Do you suck?
    Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!
  • Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?<br/>
Girl: Sure. Here you go.<br/>
Boy: What do you see?<br/>
Girl: Darkness. Why?<br/>
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.<br/>
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
    Girl: Sure. Here you go.
    Boy: What do you see?
    Girl: Darkness. Why?
    Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
    Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
  • Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
    Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
  • Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole!
  • Boy: Will You Marry Me?
    Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
    Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
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