• My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. <br/>
‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
    My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
    ‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
  • Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?<br/>
Boy: Veg.<br/>
Girl: What do you like in Veg?<br/>
Boy: CleaVeg!
    Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
    Boy: Veg.
    Girl: What do you like in Veg?
    Boy: CleaVeg!
  • Girl: What shall I wear tonight?<br/>
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?<br/>
Girl: Nothing.<br/>
Boy: Exactly!
    Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
    Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
    Girl: Nothing.
    Boy: Exactly!
  • Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
    Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!
  • Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?<br/>
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
    Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
    Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!
  • There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.<br/>
Same can be said of girls!
    There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
    Same can be said of girls!
  • Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br/>
Girl: Because there is no time!
    Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    Girl: Because there is no time!
  • Girl: I love kids.<br/>
Boy: I love the process!
    Girl: I love kids.
    Boy: I love the process!
  • Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.<br/>
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
    Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
    Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
  • While chatting:<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Excuse me?<br/>
Guy: Do you fuck?<br/>
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.<br/>
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.<br/>
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?<br/>
Guy: Do you suck?<br/>
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!
    While chatting:
    Guy: Do you fuck?
    Girl: Excuse me?
    Guy: Do you fuck?
    Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
    Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
    Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
    Guy: Do you suck?
    Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!