|What is the difference between guilt and shame?|
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
|"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!|
|Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!|
|A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.|
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
|Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level!|
|I thought being an adult would involve more sex!|
|"Lemme put is this way"|
~ gist of Kamasutra
|Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!|
|I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!|
|Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!|