|'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
|Too many assholes,|
Not enough bullets!
|Credibility is like virginity... once you lose it, you can never get it back!|
|Remove negativity from your mind.|
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
|Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"|
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
|To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.|
O: Oil free food.
R: Ripe fruits.
G: Grilled vegetables.
A: All wheat bread
S: Salt-free food.
M: Morning Exercise
What you thought also works!
|A man is as young as the woman he feels!|
|Perverts can contribute to society.|
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
|For all my 40 + nearing friends... |
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys!
|A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!|