• Do one nice thing for someone today.<br/>
Leave them the F*** alone!
    Do one nice thing for someone today.
    Leave them the F*** alone!
  • Why do 'balls' equate to toughness and 'pussy' equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?
  • When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis.
    If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go fuck yourself" I don't know what is!
  • Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
  • A man's shirt on the naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress!
  • If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other.
  • 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
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When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
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But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
    'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
    When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
    But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
  • Too many assholes,<br/>
Not enough bullets!
    Too many assholes,
    Not enough bullets!
  • Credibility is like virginity... once you lose it, you can never get it back!
  • Remove negativity from your mind.<br />

If you change 'na' to 'ya',  even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
    Remove negativity from your mind.
    If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!