• 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
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When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
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But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
    'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
    When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
    But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
  • Too many assholes,<br/>
Not enough bullets!
    Too many assholes,
    Not enough bullets!
  • Credibility is like virginity... once you lose it, you can never get it back!
  • Remove negativity from your mind.<br />

If you change 'na' to 'ya',  even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
    Remove negativity from your mind.
    If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
  • Men look at a woman's behind and go - `Wow! what an ass!`<br />
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
    Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
    Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
  • To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.
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    O: Oil free food.
    R: Ripe fruits.
    G: Grilled vegetables.
    A: All wheat bread
    S: Salt-free food.
    M: Morning Exercise
    What you thought also works!
  • A man is as young as the woman he feels!
    A man is as young as the woman he feels!
  • Perverts can contribute to society.<br/>
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
    Perverts can contribute to society.
    Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
  • For all my 40 + nearing  friends... <br />

There's no reason to fear Menopause! <br />

It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!<br />

The Cock still enjoys!
    For all my 40 + nearing friends...
    There's no reason to fear Menopause!
    It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
    The Cock still enjoys!
  • A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you `I'm drunk and horny` - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying `I'm fucking delicious`!
    A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
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