• Q: Why do girls like to date Basketball players?
    A: Bcoz they dribble a lot before shooting.
  • When someone texts you "I miss You" after midnight, it really means "I miss the sex".
  • Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Worse: You're in them.
  • Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
    A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!