|Q: Why do girls like to date Basketball players?|
A: Bcoz they dribble a lot before shooting.
|When someone texts you "I miss You" after midnight, it really means "I miss the sex".|
|Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.|
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
|Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?|
A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!