• Men:<br/> 

A species that loves Jack Daniels,<br/> 

Jacking off and Denials!
    Men:
    A species that loves Jack Daniels,
    Jacking off and Denials!
  • 69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
    69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
  • I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
    I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
  • Happiness is like an orgasm.<br />
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
    Happiness is like an orgasm.
    It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
  • Everything happens for a reason,<br />
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
    Everything happens for a reason,
    Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
  • If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
    If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
  • According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.<br />

Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
    According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.
    Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
  • WTF:<br />
Apparently there is a word `Sad Masty` which means:<br />

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
    WTF:
    Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
    To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
  • A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... `I took a Selfie!`
    A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!"
  • Guys are always HORNGRY!
    Guys are always HORNGRY!
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