|Everything happens for a reason,|
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
|If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!|
|According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.|
Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
|A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!"|
|Guys are always HORNGRY!|
|Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!|
|Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!|
|What's the definition of a menstrual period?|
A bloody waste of fucking time!
|I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!|