• Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
    Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
  • Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
    Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
  • What's the definition of a menstrual period?
    A bloody waste of fucking time!
  • I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
    I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
  • If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!
  • Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!
  • Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
    Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
  • What's the ultimate rejection?<br />
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
    What's the ultimate rejection?
    When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
  • Things we should Learn from dogs:<br/>
Love<br/>
Trust<br/>
Loyalty<br/>
Affection<br/>
Compassion<br/>
Etc..<br/><br/>

What we learn: Their Position!
    Things we should Learn from dogs:
    Love
    Trust
    Loyalty
    Affection
    Compassion
    Etc..

    What we learn: Their Position!
  • Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
    Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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