• Happiness is like an orgasm.<br />
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
    Happiness is like an orgasm.
    It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
  • Everything happens for a reason,<br />
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
    Everything happens for a reason,
    Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
  • If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
    If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
  • According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.<br />

Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
    According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.
    Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
  • WTF:<br />
Apparently there is a word `Sad Masty` which means:<br />

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
    WTF:
    Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
    To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
  • A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... `I took a Selfie!`
    A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!"
  • Guys are always HORNGRY!
    Guys are always HORNGRY!
  • Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
    Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
  • Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
    Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
  • What's the definition of a menstrual period?
    A bloody waste of fucking time!