• If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!
  • Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!
  • Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
    Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
  • What's the ultimate rejection?<br />
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
    What's the ultimate rejection?
    When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
  • Things we should Learn from dogs:<br/>
Love<br/>
Trust<br/>
Loyalty<br/>
Affection<br/>
Compassion<br/>
Etc..<br/><br/>

What we learn: Their Position!
    Things we should Learn from dogs:
    Love
    Trust
    Loyalty
    Affection
    Compassion
    Etc..

    What we learn: Their Position!
  • Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
    Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
  • Hard Fact:<br />
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
    Hard Fact:
    69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
  • A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!
    A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!
  • Red Bull may give one Wings;<br />
But Whisky surely gives Balls!
    Red Bull may give one Wings;
    But Whisky surely gives Balls!
  • If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!
    If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!