• Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;<br/>
And 'fuck you' to those who don't!
    Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;
    And 'fuck you' to those who don't!
  • Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.<br/>
Non-drinker: And what's that?<br/>
Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
    Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you.
    Non-drinker: And what's that?
    Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain!
  • Girl: Do you love me?<br/>
Boy: Yes<br/>
Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?<br/>
Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Yes
    Girl: To Tum Mujhe Rose Kyon Nahi Dete?
    Boy: Main To Tumhein Roz Dena Chahta Hoon, Lekin Tum Roz Logi?
  • Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
  • Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.
    Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
  • Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change position and try to enjoy it somehow!
  • VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...<br/>   
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
    VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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    They thought it was a Tax on Sex!
  • My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. <br/>
‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
    My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
    ‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
  • Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?<br/>
Boy: Veg.<br/>
Girl: What do you like in Veg?<br/>
Boy: CleaVeg!
    Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
    Boy: Veg.
    Girl: What do you like in Veg?
    Boy: CleaVeg!
  • Girl: What shall I wear tonight?<br/>
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?<br/>
Girl: Nothing.<br/>
Boy: Exactly!
    Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
    Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
    Girl: Nothing.
    Boy: Exactly!