• Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?<br/>
Girl: Sure. Here you go.<br/>
Boy: What do you see?<br/>
Girl: Darkness. Why?<br/>
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.<br/>
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
    Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
    Girl: Sure. Here you go.
    Boy: What do you see?
    Girl: Darkness. Why?
    Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
    Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
  • Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
    Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
  • Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole!
  • Boy: Will You Marry Me?
    Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
    Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
  • After Sex:
    Girl: Ho Geya Kya?
    Boy: Haan
    Girl: Bhosdi Ke Itni Jaldi To Meri Shampoo Ki Bottle Se Shampoo Bhi Nahi Niklta!
  • Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.<br/>
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
    Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
    Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
  • Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?<br/>

Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
    Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?
    Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
  • Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please.
Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
    Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
  • While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl<br/>

Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
    While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl
    Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
    Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!