• Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole!
  • Boy: Will You Marry Me?
    Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
    Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
  • After Sex:
    Girl: Ho Geya Kya?
    Boy: Haan
    Girl: Bhosdi Ke Itni Jaldi To Meri Shampoo Ki Bottle Se Shampoo Bhi Nahi Niklta!
  • Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.<br/>
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
    Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
    Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
  • Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?<br/>

Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
    Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?
    Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
  • Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please.
Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
    Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
  • While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl<br/>

Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
    While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl
    Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
    Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
  • Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?<br/> 

Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
    Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?
    Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
  • Girl: How am I looking?<br />
Boy: Nice<br />
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...<br />
Boy: Beautiful<br />
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao<br />
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!
    Girl: How am I looking?
    Boy: Nice
    Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
    Boy: Beautiful
    Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
    Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!