|While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl|
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
|Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?|
Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
|Girl: How am I looking?|
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!
|Girl to Boy: Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?|
Girl: Kyon Maa Baap Ko Koi Kaam Nahi Tha Kya?
Boy: Tum Kitne Ho?
Boy: Kyon Baap Mein Dum Nahi Tha Kya?
|Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.|
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
Boy: Wow and smart too!
|Boy: Our settings are different. Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!|
|Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad|
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
|Late night conversation:|
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
|Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!|
|Girl: Kaisa hai?|