• Girl to Boy: Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?
    Boy: 6
    Girl: Kyon Maa Baap Ko Koi Kaam Nahi Tha Kya?
    Boy: Tum Kitne Ho?
    Girl: 1
    Boy: Kyon Baap Mein Dum Nahi Tha Kya?
  • Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.<br />
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?<br />
Boy: Wow and smart too!
    Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
    Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
    Boy: Wow and smart too!
  • Boy: Our settings are different.
Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
    Boy: Our settings are different. Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
  • Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad<br/>
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.<br/>
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
    Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad
    Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
    Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
  • Late night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!<br/>
*Blocked*
    Late night conversation:
    Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
    Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
    *Blocked*
  • Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
    Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
  • Girl: Kaisa hai?<br />
Boy: Lamba!<br />

*Blocked*
    Girl: Kaisa hai?
    Boy: Lamba!
    *Blocked*
  • Girl: Kaisa hai?
    Boy: Lamba.
    *Blocked*
  • Why are hangovers better than women?<br />
Hangovers go away!
    Why are hangovers better than women?
    Hangovers go away!
  • A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!