• Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad<br/>
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.<br/>
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
    Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad
    Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
    Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
  • Late night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!<br/>
*Blocked*
    Late night conversation:
    Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
    Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
    *Blocked*
  • Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
    Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
  • Girl: Kaisa hai?<br />
Boy: Lamba!<br />

*Blocked*
    Girl: Kaisa hai?
    Boy: Lamba!
    *Blocked*
  • Girl: Kaisa hai?
    Boy: Lamba.
    *Blocked*
  • Why are hangovers better than women?<br />
Hangovers go away!
    Why are hangovers better than women?
    Hangovers go away!
  • A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
  • Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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    Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
  • Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
  • Why is life like a penis?
    Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
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