• Why are hangovers better than women?<br />
Hangovers go away!
    Why are hangovers better than women?
    Hangovers go away!
  • A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
  • Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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    Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
  • Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
    Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
    Boyfriend: What?
    Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
  • Why is life like a penis?
    Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
  • Men are trained since birth:<br/>
That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!
    Men are trained since birth:
    That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!
  • Girlfriend's dilemma:<br/>
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
    Girlfriend's dilemma:
    Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Ultimate Confusion:
    She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
    And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai?
  • A little tingling touch, a little of your taste;
    A love talk, a few drinks shared and we mate;
    The we cum together holding each other's waist;
    And let the feeling linger, till we have another date!
  • Red Bull may give you wings;
    But Whisky gives you balls!