• Men are trained since birth:<br/>
That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!
    Men are trained since birth:
    That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!
  • Girlfriend's dilemma:<br/>
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
    Girlfriend's dilemma:
    Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Ultimate Confusion:
    She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
    And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai?
  • A little tingling touch, a little of your taste;
    A love talk, a few drinks shared and we mate;
    The we cum together holding each other's waist;
    And let the feeling linger, till we have another date!
  • Red Bull may give you wings;
    But Whisky gives you balls!
  • Things that get fucked almost everyday.<br />
1. Life<br />
2. Prostitutes<br />
3. Logic
    Things that get fucked almost everyday.
    1. Life
    2. Prostitutes
    3. Logic
  • The ultimate truth of Life:
    Success kisses you in Private;
    But failure always fucks you in Public!
  • Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind!
  • The extreme irony of Life:<br />
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
    The extreme irony of Life:
    Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
  • Life is t( o )( o ) much fun when you have a dirty mind!
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