|Why is life like a penis?|
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
|Men are trained since birth:|
That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai?
|A little tingling touch, a little of your taste;|
A love talk, a few drinks shared and we mate;
The we cum together holding each other's waist;
And let the feeling linger, till we have another date!
|Red Bull may give you wings;|
But Whisky gives you balls!
|Things that get fucked almost everyday.|
|The ultimate truth of Life:|
Success kisses you in Private;
But failure always fucks you in Public!
|Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind!|
|The extreme irony of Life:|
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!