• Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.<br />

Preeto: OMG!<br />

Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
    Preeto: OMG!
    Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
  • Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.<br />
Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.<br />
Preeto: Then what happened?<br />
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.
    Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.
    Preeto: Then what happened?
    Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times!
  • Jeeto went to swim in Bra and Panty. The attendant said, "M'am, a 2-piece costume is not allowed here."
    Jeeto asks, "Which one shall I take off?"
  • In a divorce court Jeeto requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband, Santa."
    "But why?" asked the judge.
    Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me.
    Judge: How do you know?
    Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him!
  • Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket.
    When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls."
    Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
    "No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!"
  • Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?`<br />
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne
'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
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    Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"
    Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
  • Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.<br />
Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
    Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you!
  • Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.<br />
Santa: What's the proof?<br />
Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.
    Santa: What's the proof?
    Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear!
  • Santa came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.
    Santa: Was it my friend Banta?
    Jeeto: No, it wasn't.
    Santa: Was it my friend Bhupi?
    Jeeto: No, it wasn't?
    Santa: Was it my friend Joginder?
    Jeeto screamed, "No it wasn't". "Don't you think I have any friends of my own?"
  • Jeeto: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm becoming a nymphomaniac.
    Doctor: Why don't you lie down and tell me about it?