|Jeeto and Preeto were talking about the new hunk in the neighbourhood.|
Preeto: But he acts so stupid.
Jeeto: I think he must have his brains between his legs.
"Yeah", smiled Peeto.
Jeeto: But I'd sure love to blow his mind!
|On finding his wife to be a virgin, Santa is overjoyed and says, "I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity for me".|
Jeeto: Kiss my ass!
|Jeeto went to the doctor and told him: "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."|
"Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?"
|Preeto: What is the least sensitive part of the penis?|
Jeeto: The man attached to it!
|Santa to Jeeto after the birth of their second child, "I am so broad-minded that I am quite willing to have a vasectomy now".|
"Go right ahead." said Jeeto, "I will have a tubectomy only after my third issue".
|The domestic help entered Jeeto's room without knocking.|
Jeeto: This is wrong. What if I was naked or dressing up?
Servant: That can never happen, Madam! Because I always peep first and if you are naked I keep on watching until you dress and only then I enter the room!
|Pinky to her mom, "Which way do my knickers go?"|
Jeeto: How many fucking more times do I have to tell you yellow to the front and brown to the back!
|Pinky to her mother, "What is a Nymphomaniac?"|
Jeeto: It's a female who's addicted to sex.
Pinky: I see... but what about males who are addicted to sex? What are they called?
Jeeto: ...Men. They're called Men!
|Preeto: What's the difference between hungry and horny?|
Jeeto: It all depends on where you put the banana.
|Preeto: What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?|
Jeeto: Your hubby's undivided attention!