• Jeeto and Preeto were talking about the new hunk in the neighbourhood.
    Preeto: But he acts so stupid.
    Jeeto: I think he must have his brains between his legs.
    "Yeah", smiled Peeto.
    Jeeto: But I'd sure love to blow his mind!
  • On finding his wife to be a virgin, Santa is overjoyed and says, "I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity for me".
    Jeeto: Kiss my ass!
  • Jeeto went to the doctor and told him: "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
    "Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?"
    Jeeto: Pepper!
  • Preeto: What is the least sensitive part of the penis?
    Jeeto: The man attached to it!
  • Santa to Jeeto after the birth of their second child, "I am so broad-minded that I am quite willing to have a vasectomy now".
    "Go right ahead." said Jeeto, "I will have a tubectomy only after my third issue".
  • The domestic help entered Jeeto's room without knocking.
    Jeeto: This is wrong. What if I was naked or dressing up?
    Servant: That can never happen, Madam! Because I always peep first and if you are naked I keep on watching until you dress and only then I enter the room!
  • Pinky to her mom, "Which way do my knickers go?"
    Jeeto: How many fucking more times do I have to tell you yellow to the front and brown to the back!
  • Pinky to her mother, "What is a Nymphomaniac?"
    Jeeto: It's a female who's addicted to sex.
    Pinky: I see... but what about males who are addicted to sex? What are they called?
    Jeeto: ...Men. They're called Men!
  • Preeto: What's the difference between hungry and horny?
    Jeeto: It all depends on where you put the banana.
  • Preeto: What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?
    Jeeto: Your hubby's undivided attention!
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