|Santa: If I sleep with your best friend, what will be the first thought to cross your mind?|
Jeeto: That you are gay.
|Jeeto: I can't believe, you go to a prostitute for sex!|
Santa: What do I do when you don't like sex?
Jeeto: It's your fault, you never told me you can pay for sex!
|Jeeto sat quietly and watched as robbers took away everything from her house.|
As thy were Leaving, she cried out:
What about the RAPE?
|Santa: Honey, why is the broken condom lying on the sofa?|
Tense Jeeto, "Where?"
Then she goes out to check and returns.
Jeeto: For god sake, stop calling our son a broken condom.
|Doctor: Your knees are all blistered!|
Jeeto: Coz of doggy style.
Doctor: Can't you do it any other style?
Jeeto: Oh, I can, but the dog can't!
|Preeto: It's hard to be good.|
Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
|After Banta and Preeto got married, Preeto was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries. A store assistant comes up to help her and asks if she needs any assistance.|
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my husband, but I don't know what type he uses".
Store Assistant: Is it the ball type?
Preeto: It's for his underarms.
|Jeeto says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac".|
Doctor: I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is 500 rupees an hour.
Jeeto: How much for the whole night?
|Jeeto: Kiss me, Doctor.|
Doctor: I can't. We, doctors have an ethics standard that doesn't allow us to kiss our patients. In fact, I really shouldn't even be fucking you!
|Preeto: Why are men become smarter during sex?|
Jeeto: Because they are plugged into a genius.