|Jeeto: I have invented a way of winning every arguement with my hubby.|
Preeto: Even I would like to know. Please tell me also.
Jeeto: Argue while being naked, you'll win it every single time.
|A dentist was removing a tooth of Jeeto. Hee said, "M'am, you are holding my balls"!|
Jeeto said, "I know, it's just to remind you that we are not going to hurt each other".
|Jeeto: What happened to your face, Preeto?|
Preeto: I was beaten mercifully by my husband, Banta.
Jeeto: Banta? I thought he is out of town these days.
Preeto: Unfortunately, I thought the same too.
|Banta was in his apartment wearing only his boxers.|
Preeto: Dress up, guests must be coming any moment.
Banta: Let them see me this way, so they know how you feed me.
Preeto: Then take off the boxers also, so they may see that what for should I feed you.
|A loud scream comes from the bedroom and Santa runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.|
Jeeto yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!"
Santa: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Jeeto: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
|"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money in gambling," Jeeto told Preeto.|
"You didn't do it, did you?", enquired Preeto.
"I have to admit I did... though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months in advance!"
|Guddi: Mom, when I see the neighbour's son, my bra tightens.|
Jeeto: Next time, don't wear the bra, his pant would tighten.
|Santa: I am tired of changing the condom everyday.|
Jeeto: Why don't you get your dick laminated like your cell phone.
|Preeto: What's the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?|
Jeeto: About 3-4 inches.
Santa: If it's for me then say that I am not at home.
Jeeto answered: He is at home.
Santa: What the f**k?
Jeeto: It was for me.