• Jeeto: I have invented a way of winning every arguement with my hubby.
    Preeto: Even I would like to know. Please tell me also.
    Jeeto: Argue while being naked, you'll win it every single time.
  • A dentist was removing a tooth of Jeeto. Hee said, "M'am, you are holding my balls"!
    Jeeto said, "I know, it's just to remind you that we are not going to hurt each other".
  • Jeeto: What happened to your face, Preeto?
    Preeto: I was beaten mercifully by my husband, Banta.
    Jeeto: Banta? I thought he is out of town these days.
    Preeto: Unfortunately, I thought the same too.
  • Banta was in his apartment wearing only his boxers.
    Preeto: Dress up, guests must be coming any moment.
    Banta: Let them see me this way, so they know how you feed me.
    Preeto: Then take off the boxers also, so they may see that what for should I feed you.
  • A loud scream comes from the bedroom and Santa runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
    Jeeto yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!"
    Santa: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
    Jeeto: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
  • "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money in gambling," Jeeto told Preeto.
    "You didn't do it, did you?", enquired Preeto.
    "I have to admit I did... though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months in advance!"
  • Guddi: Mom, when I see the neighbour's son, my bra tightens.
    Jeeto: Next time, don't wear the bra, his pant would tighten.
  • Santa: I am tired of changing the condom everyday.
    Jeeto: Why don't you get your dick laminated like your cell phone.
  • Preeto: What's the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?
    Jeeto: About 3-4 inches.
  • Phone rings...
    Santa: If it's for me then say that I am not at home.
    Jeeto answered: He is at home.
    Santa: What the f**k?
    Jeeto: It was for me.
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