• At a fancy dress party, Jeeto appears nude, painted fully white.
    Preeto asks her, "What are you?"
    Jeeto replies, "I'm a mint with a hole!"
  • Jeeto goes into a convenience store, "I need some batteries"
    The guy, motioning with his finger, "M'am, just come this way".
    Mimicking his gesture she says, "If I could come this way, I wouldn't need any batteries".
  • Jeeto: What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement with Banta?
    Preeto: Well, although his diamond was of pretty good quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired.
  • Jeeto was undressing in front of her husband. Suddenly she smiled and said, "Dr. told me for a woman of my age, my breasts are in a terrific shape!"
    Santa looked at her and said, "Did he say anything about your big ass?"
    Without missing a beat she answered, "No dear, he didn't mention you at all".
  • While having lunch together, Jeeto and Preeto were discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
    Jeeto: I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job.
    Preeto: Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my 'Asshole' bleached.
    Jeeto: Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!
  • Jeeto walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
    Pharmacist: Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?
    Jeeto: No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does.
  • Jeeto: What's the best form of birth control at my age?
    Santa: Nudity.
  • Santa and Jeeto are watching boxing on TV.
    Santa sighs and says, " I'm disappointed! It was all over in 2 minutes!"
    Jeeto retorts, "Good! Now you know how I feel!"
  • Jeeto angrily, "I demand good manners in bed just like at the dining table".
    Santa after climbing onto the bed slowly, smiles and says, "Honey, would u pass the boobs please!"
  • Jeeto was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few grey pubic hair. She bent down and said to her privates, "I know you haven't been getting much lately but I didn't know you were so much worried about it!"