|At a fancy dress party, Jeeto appears nude, painted fully white.|
Preeto asks her, "What are you?"
Jeeto replies, "I'm a mint with a hole!"
|Jeeto goes into a convenience store, "I need some batteries"|
The guy, motioning with his finger, "M'am, just come this way".
Mimicking his gesture she says, "If I could come this way, I wouldn't need any batteries".
|Jeeto: What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement with Banta?|
Preeto: Well, although his diamond was of pretty good quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired.
|Jeeto was undressing in front of her husband. Suddenly she smiled and said, "Dr. told me for a woman of my age, my breasts are in a terrific shape!"|
Santa looked at her and said, "Did he say anything about your big ass?"
Without missing a beat she answered, "No dear, he didn't mention you at all".
|While having lunch together, Jeeto and Preeto were discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.|
Jeeto: I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job.
Preeto: Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my 'Asshole' bleached.
Jeeto: Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!
|Jeeto walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.|
Pharmacist: Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?
Jeeto: No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does.
|Jeeto: What's the best form of birth control at my age?|
|Santa and Jeeto are watching boxing on TV.|
Santa sighs and says, " I'm disappointed! It was all over in 2 minutes!"
Jeeto retorts, "Good! Now you know how I feel!"
|Jeeto angrily, "I demand good manners in bed just like at the dining table".|
Santa after climbing onto the bed slowly, smiles and says, "Honey, would u pass the boobs please!"
|Jeeto was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few grey pubic hair. She bent down and said to her privates, "I know you haven't been getting much lately but I didn't know you were so much worried about it!"|