• Banta: Tell me a joke in which I'm not involved?
    Preeto: I'm pregnant!
  • Preeto: You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common. Why on earth did you get married?
    Jeeto: I suppose it was the old business of opposites attract. He wasn't pregnant and I was.
  • Preeto: My hubby is like cement.
    Jeeto: How?
    Preeto: It takes him two days to get hard!
  • Preeto: I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant!
    Jeeto: But I thought you said your husband, Banta, had a vasectomy!
    Preeto: He did. That's why I can't afford to get pregnant.
  • Jeeto: I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.
    Doctor: My dear, that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is!
    Jeeto: The problem is that it wakes me up!
  • "Do you have any batteries?" Preeto asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger, "Can you come this way?" "If I could come that way," Preeto says, "I wouldn't need the batteries."