|Banta: Tell me a joke in which I'm not involved?|
Preeto: I'm pregnant!
|Preeto: You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common. Why on earth did you get married?|
Jeeto: I suppose it was the old business of opposites attract. He wasn't pregnant and I was.
|Preeto: My hubby is like cement.|
Preeto: It takes him two days to get hard!
|Preeto: I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant!|
Jeeto: But I thought you said your husband, Banta, had a vasectomy!
Preeto: He did. That's why I can't afford to get pregnant.
|Jeeto: I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.|
Doctor: My dear, that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is!
Jeeto: The problem is that it wakes me up!
|"Do you have any batteries?" Preeto asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger, "Can you come this way?" "If I could come that way," Preeto says, "I wouldn't need the batteries."|