|A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!" |
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!"
|What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?|
Stick his bill up his ass!
|What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?|
He grows taller!
|Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?|
A. The prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead.
|A judge charged 10,800 fine to a man held for rape. When asked why 10,800?|
The judge replied, "10,000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax".
|Q: Why do lawyers and prostitutes do not engage in sex?|
A: Because there would be a dispute on who would charge.
|A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All lawyers are ASSHOLES!"|
2nd Man: Hey! I resent that!
1st Man: Why, are you a lawyer?
2nd Man: No! I'm an asshole!
|Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?|
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you once you're dead!