• Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change position and try to enjoy it somehow!
  • Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole!
  • Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
    Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
  • Why is life like a penis?
    Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
  • Things that get fucked almost everyday.<br />
1. Life<br />
2. Prostitutes<br />
3. Logic
    Things that get fucked almost everyday.
    1. Life
    2. Prostitutes
    3. Logic
  • The ultimate truth of Life:
    Success kisses you in Private;
    But failure always fucks you in Public!
  • Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind!
  • The extreme irony of Life:<br />
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
    The extreme irony of Life:
    Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
  • Life is t( o )( o ) much fun when you have a dirty mind!
  • Always remember in life that when no one is with you. And when all the doors are closed around you,<br />
.<br />
..<br />
...<br />
it's time to watch PORN!
    Always remember in life that when no one is with you. And when all the doors are closed around you,
    .
    ..
    ...
    it's time to watch PORN!